Re: [buffywantswillow] LGA report on mobs after Shy and Cilia

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To: All Those Wielders of Unauthorized Torches and Pitchforks
From: Undercover Gutter-Dwelling Scooter-Trash and holy spook

It has come to my attention that certain disgruntled Buffy and Willow
lovers have become unruly over a recent spate of character deaths
involving these particular characters. While this is a disturbing
direction for these stories to take it does not, I repeat NOT, justify
the use of violence against the writers.

The unauthorised use of flaming torches and pitchforks no matter how
well intentioned will not be tolerated and the Director of Security is
urged to use any means short of the dreaded semi-wet noodles to stop
this from becoming ugly.

I have been assured by these writers that the deaths were essential to
the plot and as such are of course allowed.

Rest assured that said writers will be defended at all cost by any means
necessary.<a large shaggy figure seated on a black and chrome '47
Knucklehead stares menacingly over the top of it's Raybans>

Don't forget be nice to the bards...the holy spook is watching.

Thank you for you time.

You are now returned to your regularly scheduled fanfic.

Later
Alex
(Unofficial Village Idiot, 
undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash, 
part time trouble making badger,
Semi-retired Scooter Tramp,
and holy spook)
.............................
Don't sweat the petty things --- Pet the sweaty things.
~A~
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{Proud Member}... BtVS Writers Guild....because Fiction makes anything
possible.