Re: [buffyloveswillow] Bear Traps, Pit Traps and Tree Traps in the Woods Outback

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs

Subject: Bear Traps, Pit Traps and Tree Traps


Being of course, plantlike, and therefore somewhat abesent minded, tater
forgot to pay her phone bill and was rudely disconnected from the world. It
was very traumatic. The problem has now been rectified however. 

Thank you for the alert about the traps, and I shall pick up my map
immediately. Although plants tend to be a tad stationary and don't do much
roaming, you never know, I might want to go somewhere sometime.


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)
Head of the United Vegetable Empire