Story: Locker Room

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TITLE: Locker Room
AUTHOR: Femvamp
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DISCLAIMER: Joss Wheadon and many others own the characters of BtVS 
(lucky bastards). 
Note: Was ready old stuff and came upon a challenge I just couldn't 
resist. Basically it was a rumors theme.


Locker Room

Xander was running late. Gym class was over and he still hadn't 
showered. The gym teacher had asked him to stay after. Even the gym 
teacher thought he was a moron. Xander quickly took off his gym stuff 
and got ready to shower when he heard a bunch of jocks talking.

"Oh come on, Jake. " One guy said.

"No really. I swear I heard it from a reliable source." A second guy 
said

"Probably Cordelia. You know she hates Willow. " A third pointed 
out.

Xander recognized the three guys. They were the three most popular 
guys in school. Of course they were jocks. Xander hated jocks. They 
could be stupid as hell and yet they were fawned over by most 
teachers. 

The first jock who's name was Paul White spoke, "They hatred of each 
other is legendary."

"It wasn't Cordelia." The second guy named Mike Johnson answered.

"Then who?" The third guy, Mike Sticks asked.

"I can't tell you, but I can tell you that it's true. Willow is a 
dyke."

Xander felt his heart clench. These guys were talking trash about his 
best friend. Xander was tempted to go over to them and make them take 
it back. Then he thought better of it. These guys would wipe the 
floor with him. He'd tell Buffy, and let HER beat the crap out of 
them.

"And that's not even the best part." Mike paused for a minute, "You 
know the blonde chick, Cordy calls a physco?"

"Yeah, her name is Buffy or something." Paul answered.

"Yeah her. She's and Willow are all hot and heavy."

Well there goes telling Buffy, Xander thought. She'd kill these guys. 
Xander didn't want that on his conscious. Xander waited until the 
jocks had left and then quickly got dress. He'd have to skip the 
shower today. He was already way late for his next class.

As he walked to class he thought about the conversation. It was just 
too weird. How could anyone think Willow and Buffy were lovers? Yeah 
they were close. They were very close. Best friends even, but 
lovers? Nah. No way.

Xander continued to walk to class. There is no way they are lovers. 
Right? 





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