Re: [buffywantswillow] This is Amazing!!!

["Quindo Ma" <quindo.ma@xxxxxxxxx>]

To: All ERTs, including Zeta and Lambda teams
Subject: Intruder Alert!

<command voice>
Attention all! We have an intruder from SPAM located in the northern Gutter. SPAM (Society for
Praising Atomic Misery), has done a lot of damage in the past, and we have identified this specific
terrorist as a known assassin, that has been responsible for at least one attack to the known area
around the Gutter.

The Director of Public Safety has given the Security permission for any needed operations to locate
this person and intercept any further interruptions of the flow in here.

I have set up a basic plan that will involve all ERTs, following Intruder-Codecs Alpha and Delta.
The ERTs will patrol each sector of the northenr Gutter, securing each sector completely one by one
before moving on. Once that is accomplished, report back to base, and LEAVE the area immedeately. We
will activate the new Security System, and prevent the terrorist from escaping.

Since we aren't sure which knowledge this intruder has, Shadow and I are going to be the ONLY ones
in full knowledge of all security codes. All, I reapeat, ALL codes are already changed and being
enciphered at this moment, so no one will know them!

ERTs one to six, you have been assigned sectors 01 to 17, ERTs seven to 12, you will patrol sectors
18 to 35.
The rest will split up and search by their own, following Seek and Destroy pattern Alpha-Gamma-3.

The Zeta teams will recieve each one of the Wet Noodle Bazookas, USE THEM IN EMERGENCY ONLY!! IS
THAT CLEAR?!

::waits for the collective YES, SIR!::

Good. The Lambda teams will follow my personal command. I will stay in permanent contact with the
base, and am equipped with the only transporter we have here.

Avoid contact with the enemy at all costs! We do now know if or how well he she is armed. If you
have identified the intruder and located her, immediately report back to base, I will arrive shortly
after.

Get into the weapons chamber and grab your guns!

This is NOT AN EXCERCISE! GET YOUR ASSES MOVING!!

GO! GO! GO!