Dangerous illness in the List Gutter

["Bill LaBarbera" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Shadow, Director of Public Safety

From: Bill, Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial 
Affairs.

Subject: Dangerous illness in the List Gutter.


Shadow,
We all love our bards here. Me especially. But, our long-term 
torture with Cilia's last two chapters for 2 Worlds has gone on
much 
too long. My attack lawyers have found some members of the UVE, most 
noticeably the Killer Tomatoes are starting to whither on the vine. 
And I mean that literally! All you can hear is a little chant,
"Cilia 
is good. Cilia will make it better!" over and over again as they 
seemingly shrivel up. Most of the forest members in the Woods Outback 
don't seem to be affected, but some of our lurkers have been
found 
curled up into emaciated little balls. They won't eat, they
won't 
read, all they keep saying is that bothersome little chant about 
Cilia making it better.
Something must be done soon before more List members succumb to 
this horrible affliction and start to shrivel and chant. Personally, 
I think it's time. The dreaded "wet noodles" must be
brought out for 
use on Cilia to get him to write faster, beta reader or no.

Bill
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs
Backup (or is that Safety) Bartender to Sam I Am the Koala
Resident Gopher of the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback
Proud Papa Gopher of Matthew Timothy Gopher