RE: FIC: These Roads We Travel (20/?)

["Shadow" <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxx>]

PS
By the order invested in my, by the State Comittee of The Woods Outback
and The Gutter Affairs Council, I officially declare that it is illegal
and immoral and punishable by almost death to release the wet noodles on
the listmum just because she's suddenly addicted to cliffhangers and has
gotten REALLY REALLY good at them. *BEG*

Now luv and one half of the lusty list lobsters of the woods outback,
you know perfectly well you don't have the authority to do that.
Everything has to go through committee and since the board of list
gutter directors are still debating if we should have vamp-listdad
neutered or not, we certainly couldn't have voted on anything else. But
I can see why you and a certain archangel would love to see such a
ruling, but as it is, I seriously doubt it is going to happen any time
soon. Not with the board of director's minutes keeper on strike until
there is a winner to the US Presidential election announced so he can
either get rip-roaring drunk to celebrate or cry in his beer. Hope that
clears things up for a few people.

Shadow -
Dir. of Pub. Safety of the SECLGA and Chief Dungeon Keeper.
Vampire Teddy Bear and Flying Fox {Fruit Bat} of the Woods Outback.
The Big Bad and Little Comma.