(Blissful and soon-to-be-tan) State of the Listmum

[Lusty List Lobster <kacoe@xxxxxxx>]

To: The Head of the United Vegetable Empire, The Director Of Public
Safety, Gutter Security Chief, Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement
and Lawyerial Affairs, Undercover Gutter-Dwelling Scooter-Trash, Lurkers
and all other interested parties
From: The Lusty List Lobster
Re: (Blissful and soon-to-be-tan) State of the Listmum


As you may or may not know, I have been bombarded with real life for
sometime now. Working 12 hour days, Saturdays and Sundays and in my
sleep!! heh. I've had it. Had enough and I'm about to snap. But,
before I do, I decided to take a little vacation. That's right kiddies.
. .listmum is on the move, outa town, hasta la pasta baby. *snicker*

I shall be in the South Gutter (aka Florida) from Thursday until Tuesday
night. Now, don't party too hard in the woods outback cuz I will be
keeping my eye on you *grin* Since Sammy is on temporary leave of
absence, I'm leaving Shadow in charge of the liquor cabinet (god help us
all) and I'll fully expect to hear that you've all been sharing like the
nice little family that you are.

Now, if anyone sees a certain Archangel, tell her I'm looking for
her!!! We're supposed to FINALLY meet and do lunch sometime on Friday,
and my little comma would never forgive us if we didn't take a whole
bunch of pictures (not THOSE kinds of pictures. . .get your minds out of
the gutter) and document the historic even. The Light Lobster meets The
List Archangel. . .there's gotta be an amusing fic in there somewhere.

And don't worry. . .as planned I will be spending time with the Dark
Lobster also. We'll be participating in the Lobster tour 2000 as
planned - minus Shadow's mustang. It just didn't seem to fit into my
suitcase. *shrug* We'll be causing all hell to break loose up and down
the coast, and a few parts in the middle too :) Though I'm not too sure
what we'll be doing, you can bet the last bottle of jungle juice it
WON'T be helping to re-count all the ballots the weasles in charge
overlooked. . . .

Also, any reports claiming that two deshelled lobsters were seen chasing
a certain redhead and blonde around the new hottub are completely
false. I have it on good authority you can't deshell a lobster too
easily. It takes a certain amount of patience. Not to mention pliers,
pink fuzzy hand cuffs, a leather collar, and lots and lots of butter
with fresh garlic. Though what the feather is used for I still haven't
figured out. . .though I'm not gonna stop trying to fit it in there
somewhere. *WEG*

By the by. . .(and god help all of us, I'm still not sure what I was
thinking.) I'm leaving Shadow in charge of the Woods Outback and the
Gutter proper, Quin aka 'bait boy' is in charge of security issues and
the sub levels of the gutter and Bill can handle any lawyerial affairs.
Oh and Bill, here's my official statement: "I didn't do it, nobody saw
me do it, you can't prove anything. Even if there was a camcorder,
honey and whipped cream involved."

Until then kiddies, if you have issues, you can reach me at
(kimbertvs@xxxxxxxxxx)

I now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfic

--
~~Kimber

"Lisa's Personal-Pit Pet" *eg*
a.k.a. The Light Lobster
List Tourist number 2
List Gutter Lust Goddess (yeah, I've finally given into my fate)
Proud Member of the BtVS Writer's Guild - Because Fic makes anything
possible.