Re: (Blissful and soon-to-be-tan) State of the Listmum

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<A large shaggy were-badger roars up on his bike lifts his goggles and
smiles evilly, revealing rows of wickedly sharp teeth>

So our beloved listmum has gone off and left our wonderfully
understanding friend Shadow in charge of the keys to the booze. What an
interesting development.

Hmmmmm... I thank this calls for an all out back woods outback patented
blowout. 

I promise Shadow, you darlin' little fruitbat that there's no way this
will get out of hand. <smile becomes wider and somehow more menacing
while rubbing his hands together> 

I know there was that minor confrontation with the authorities last time
but it won't happen again, pinky swear. <putting on his best I'm
innocent your honor face>

I'm sure our sweet loving listmum would mind a small get together
between friends now would she.]:-)

Come on Shadow what do ya' say. Open bar and scantily clad cheerleaders.
Now who could say no to that. <darkly maniacal laughter echoes through
the night air> 

I'll wait for your decision but keep in mind when it comes to scantily
clad brunette cheerleaders I'm not known for patience.

Think of it as a religious experience.

Later
Alex
(Unofficial Village Idiot, 
undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash, 
part time trouble making were-badger,
Semi-retired Scooter Tramp,
and holy spook)
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Don't sweat the petty things --- Pet the sweaty things. ~A~
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Y'all keep me occupied...I am having a real good time.
~Belle Starr~ ("The Long Riders")
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{Proud Member}... BtVS Writers Guild....because Fiction makes anything
possible.