Re: After Weekend Block Party Report/Memory Refresher

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TO: The Director of Public Safety, etc., and All Other Interested
Parties(iers)
FROM: UVI, UCGDST, PTWB, SRST, HS.

First of all let it be known that I categorically deny any involvement
in organizing any live nude Slayer jello wrestling or the nude Amazon
line dancers cheering section.

Anyone spreading said rumors will be set upon by vicious attack lawyers
under the supervision of Bill t. Gopher.

Second: I was only borrowing the nude ex-cheerleader to elicit her
opinion on the fashion statement made by an incredibly short micro mini
leather skirt and the extra small leather bikini top that goes with it. 

Also her opinion as to whether or not underwear was necessary (the
answer was no to the underwear). 

Said May-queen shall be returned when our consultation is finished a
little worse for wear but intact (at least after she wakes up, low
alcohol tolerance).

Third: Contrary to popular opinion there is no domestic problems between
a certain dark bunny Slayer and a well-known were-badger. 

Yes security was called because of the yells and screams in the middle
of the night, but well...I guess we got kinda loud <were-badger turns
bright red> Ah...hum, sorry memories, now where was I...oh yeah. Due to
the nature of my undercover status I must request any and all pictures
and/or videos taken during the block party.

Last: Do y'all think flowers or candy with jewellery to calm a pissed
off bunny slayer? This is really really important, last time it took
almost a month for everything to heal.

BTW Shadow, you ketchup order is in.

That is all for now, we now return you to your regularly scheduled
fanfic.

Thank you for your support.

Later
Alex
(Unofficial Village Idiot, 
undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash, 
part time trouble making were-badger,
Semi-retired Scooter Tramp,
and holy spook)
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Don't sweat the petty things --- Pet the sweaty things. ~A~
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Y'all keep me occupied...I am having a real good time.
~Belle Starr~ ("The Long Riders")
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{Proud Member}... BtVS Writers Guild....because Fiction makes anything
possible.