Re: Riley Bashing Tournament & Block Party

["Howard Hunt" <howard_hunt@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

11/30/00
Re: Riley Bashing Tournament & Block Party.
Just a few items from the Fire Marshall.
1. Due to various injuries, we will no longer allow the List Fire 
Brigade's hoses to be used for wet T-shirt contests. If you must use 
something new style fire extinguishers will be issued.

2. It has come to our attention that several of you have been 
appropriating the fire truck for joyriding purposes. PLEASE fill it 
back up when you're done, it gets annoying, as well as embarrassing, 
to have to respond and there is no water or gas in the truck.

3. We are banning the use of the high pressure hoses for the purpose 
of cow tipping. this is the reason they are on top of City Hall. 
They refuse to come down until they are assured they are safe.

4. Sorry it's been so long in posting, but the evil computer 
Tribbles temporarily took over my confuser. As of now all Tribbles 
have been shipped to our vamped listdad's computer POSTAGE DUE.

5. For the 3rd year in a row Buffy Summers has failed her Fire Safety 
Awareness course. If she keeps this up she will earn the official 
title of Pyromaniac Supreme. Her main problem lies not in not being 
able to distinguish fires, but to EXtinguish fires. ( her claims 
that the extinguishers are always being hidden from her are being 
investigated. )

6. If you run into a gymnasium full of vamps DO NOT set fire to said 
gymnasium!! Call security and wait for backup.

7. Donations are being taken to help cut the cost of building a new 
gymnasium. All contributions can be sent to the Sunnydale Fire 
Prevention Office and BBQ Shop.

Thank you for letting ramble on like this. you are all nice people 
(but I'll keep it quiet for reasons we won't go into right now).

We now return you to your regularly scheduled fic.

Sytok List gutter Fire Marshall & Head Pyromaniac, Woods Outback Fire 
Stomper, Flame Extinguisher & Firefly Lover Extraordinaire. 
(misspellers of the world untie!!!!)