RE: FF Tell me I was dreaming (6/?)

[Carol.Clarke@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Shadow baby I was only joshing, or maybe not, I never said I was monogamous,
or is that a mongoose, I got enough love for you both. Honest. And the ketup
thing, it wasn't my idea. I just seem to need ketup with a little fries.
Really, it is a harmless food addiction. I know you need to eat, and
cantaloupe deserve to die, almost as much as Riley. 

And the plans for the rebellion are still on. At your signal we storm the WB
and chain the board up and let vamp Willow loose, and yes Cordellia can
still watch or even participle as long as she doesn't brake a nail. Even I
don't want to go there. You know how she can get. 

I am sure after a few hours or months, or Angelous with a chainsaw they will
cave. And there will be hours of slow torture Riley scenes, Willow Tara
Kissage, Buffy Willow bed bounces Orgasmic buddy hours, Charm girls with
Rosewell stars in Sunnydale with lots of nude sunbathing. Let the Revolution
begin.
-----Original Message-----
From: Shadow [mailto:Shadowlander1@xxxxxxx]
Sent: Friday, December 01, 2000 2:19 PM
To: buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: RE: FF Tell me I was dreaming (6/?)


Sweet.. but IRA ROSENBERG is a jerk! Slyfox I want to marry you. Really
you
are quit the romantic. you never fail to give me a happy. ..<See me
snoopy
dancing around the office.>

Carol -
I'm shocked and hurt... I thought I was going to be your future
"snugglebunny" - after all we've been through together. The countless
nights plotting the take over of the show - so we could FINALLY get the
kill Riley Finn episode filmed and aired - you know the one where Willow
beats huckleberry to death with a shovel then pounces on the Slayer and
shags her for several hours in the workout room of the magic-shop. But
now its all over - you have moved onto an Archangel who could give you a
more stable relationship - being sane and all.

It was the cantaloupe draining wasn't it? That is what drove you away
from me... I'm a vampire flying fox I got to eat my luv --- and tomatoes
are more fun to torture - they just scream "taunt me with ketchup
bottles, please?" {Really they do, ask Tater of you don't believe me.}

But I will be a "mature", "responsible" - even possibly "adult" about
this... the better bard has won your hand. Just take care of her Shy -
let her come out to play with the Little Comma from down the street from
time to time - the two have so much fun together you know. And I'll
have her back to before sunrise and all.

{This break from reality was brought to you by; "Oh gods, Shadow must be
bored out of her skull yet AGAIN!" and "Oh gods, what is Shadow going to
post next!" - we now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfics.}

Shadow -
Dir. of Pub. Safety of the SECLGA and Chief Dungeon Keeper.
Vampire Teddy Bear and Flying Fox {Fruit Bat} of the Woods Outback.
The Big Bad and Little Comma.









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