Re: List Gutter Complaint - or a vampire fruit bat's rant

["Brian Harvey" <honouredfool@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Director of Public Safety, UVE, Lawyerly Affairs and other concerned 
parties.
From: President IBGSM & GCBS
RE: PET-R

Boss-lady,

Having recieved your notice re: PET-R our friend Gus the Gizzly flew into a 
violent bear rage and tore off into the Woods Outback seeking immediate 
death to all Riley type demons and humans and those who sought to protect 
them. Knowing the List stance on killing people we sent a team of Brothers 
to secure the bear. Unfortunately since the bear is wily and very much that 
sort of bear he soon had all the Brothers on side with his plan to eat 
everyone associated with Riley. Luckily the High Priest was able to 
convince them that it was better just to pummel the crap out of them. Aware 
the security chief is on vaction and that the Vice President of Monetary 
Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs is often busy taking care of Matthew 
Gopher we have taken it upon ourselves to cleanse the Gutter of this 
scourge. We would ask that all residents of the Gutter and the Woods 
Outback watch out for shady-lookng men in suits, dockworkers and a giant 
Grizzly for the next few hours while we conduct our operation. we promise 
not to break anything that isn't ours, except those damned Riley-ians.

If you could see to it that we were granted access to the wet-noodle 
launchers we would be eternally grateful and I'm sure Quin wouldn't mind too 
much.

Regards,

HonouredFool
High Priest of Listianity, President of the Gutter-Canadian Benevolent 
Society and International Brotherhood of Guttershoremen, Gus the Grizzly.
Proud member of the BTVS Writers Guild. ~Because fic makes anything 
possible.~
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