Lost and Found

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: All Gutter Dwellers and Denizens of the Woods Out Back
From: The minions of the United Vegetable Empire
Subject: Missing Mind

Has anyone seen a stray brain? The boss's brain wandered off a couple weeks
ago and has failed to return. It's only dangerous when in possesion of
peanut butter and feathers, and we're out of peanut butter, so it should be
safe to approach. We finally noticed it was missing when the boss failed to
restock the peanut butter. These things are hard to tell sometimes with the
head veggie. If found, please return the office of the Head of the UVE.
The boss needs it back now, something about having to be coherent for some
reason. Just don't give it any peanut butter, we think it still has some
feathers.


The minions (Vegetables of the world unite!)