Fic: Topsy Turvy

["Femvamp " <femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx>]

Ok I've been having RL issues and major writers block so I came up 
with this little ditty. Ahh back to dark fic, just the way I like it. 
Oh yeah I think I got this idea from someone somewhere so If its you, 
sorry. Just couldn't help myself. Although fair warning not sure if 
this is going to have much of a plot. 

Basic premise. What if The Scooby Gang were the bad guys?

Oh yeah. Don't own Buffy TVS if I did...well you could guess what I'd 
do. <Evil grin> 

Topsy Turvy.


Red rose from her bed the moment the sun went down. She loved this 
part of the night the most. Everything had such possibilities. There 
was nothing she couldn't do and she planned to do everything. Red was 
just that kind of vampire.

Red turned around and kissed the woman next to her on the back. Buffy 
moaned with pleasure. Red just smiled and then got out of bed. Buffy 
liked to sleep until at least eight o'clock. She had always joked 
about never getting enough sleep as a mortal so now that she was 
undead she was going to sleep as long as inhuman

Red walked passed the mirrors in the hallway and chuckled to herself. 
Zeppo had a strange fascination with mirrors. Every mansion they 
moved into had to have mirrors. Zeppo was that strange but Red had 
known him since they were both human and was more then willing to give 
in to his ideosycricies. 

Red walked into the kitchen and removed a bottle of blood from the 
refrigerator. She hated drinking stored blood but they were new in 
town and Ripper had insisted that they be cautious. Buffy had 
complained had a bit of a tantrum at not being able to kill anything 
but in the end she relented. Besides Ripper was right, biding their 
time had always served them well in the past. This time it would too.

"Good Evening Red." 

A dark haired vampire strolled into the kitchen. Queen C, as just 
about everyone called, had an aire of dignity to her that she never 
lost. Nothing could touch her and she made sure everyone knew it. A 
part of Red hated the vampire for that but a bigger part admired her. 
Queen C was a force to be recogned with. 

"Evening C." Red handed Queen C the bottle.

"I hate bottled blood." Queen C took a swig and then through the half 
empty bottle into the sink.

"Yeah well Ripper wants us to be careful. Said something about this 
town being haunted."

"Yeah by us." 

The two female vampires turned around and saw the dark haired Zeppo 
standing by the doorway.

"That's not what he meant and you know it." The demon named Anyanka 
stated matter of factly.

"Yeah Yeah Yeah." Zeppo walked into the kitchen, "Where is the high 
and mighty Ripper anyway."

"Still asleep."

"Shagging Joyce huh. Never saw what they see in each other." Zeppo 
took out another bottle and absentmindedly took a gulp.

"Save some for me." 

The group turned around and saw another female vampire named Lockley 
standing by the doorway. Lockley immediately walked to Queen C and 
kissed her passionately. 

"Ahhh." Buffy appeared out of nowhere, "One big happy family. Now 
lets go kill something."

"Not so fast." Ripper and Joyce appeared moments before the group was 
about to leave the mansion. 

"Oh come on." Buffy whined.

"Buffy." Joyce scolded.

"You can't tell me what to do." Buffy snarled.

"I may not be your sire but I am still your mother." Joyce said 
angrily, "And you will listen to Ripper."

Buffy bowed her head and listened.

"Like I said. This town is haunted."

"By what?" Red asked.

"By the worst possible thing we can encounter." Ripper paused. "A 
slayer."


TBC

Well maybe.