Fic: The Wrong Side of Destiny 4/? (Formally Topsy Turvy)

["Femvamp " <femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx>]

Title: The Wrong Side of Destiny. Part 4
Author: Femvamp
Email: femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx
Feedback: The more Feedback I get the more I write. 
Disclaimer: You all know the drill. I don't own the show. I don't 
own the characters. I don't own anything of any value except my sick 
and twisted mind (and you can't have that.)
Basic Premise: What if The Scooby Gang were the bad guys?
Note to whoever is still reading: Changed Title to The Wrong Side of 
Destiny. (Think it sounds better aka darker. And you know how I like 
dark.)



"What kind of trouble?" Wesley asked Spike.

"Who cares, I have a manicure at eight." Harmony studied her nails 
and saw one of them was chipped.

"Aww does the little slayer have a chipped nail." Angel pretended to 
be sympathetic.

"Shut up loser." Harmony said angrily.

"Will both of you shut up this is important." Jenny Calendar said 
angrily.

"Thank you luv." Spike smiled. "Now if I may continue."

"Go on Spike." Wesley said helpfully.

"We have a problem." Spike paused, "Joyce is in town."

"Who?" Harmony asked absentmindedly

"Joyce Summers." Wesley frowned, "By all accounts one of the nastiest 
vampires this world has ever seen. " Wesley paused, "You sired her 
right?'

"Yes." Spike continued, "About a hundred and fifty years ago I came 
across and art dealer who spiked my interest and I turned her. What I 
didn't know is that she had a bastard daughter that she was trying to 
buy from the girl's father. "

"What does this have to do with anything?" Harmony asked.

"Shut up Harm." Faith smiled at Spike.

"Nothing at first, Slayer." Spike said angrily, "Fifteen years later 
though Joyce returned with a vampire she sired named Rupert Giles who 
called himself Ripper."

"Why Ripper?" Jenny asked.

"Something about liking to rip the ears off the people he killed."

"Ouch." Faith said simply.

"Yeah well, after Ripper and Joyce killed the child's father, a lawyer 
by the name of Hank or something they turned the girl. She was 
Eighteen by this time and we later found out she was destined to 
become a slayer."

"What?" Wesley said suddenly.

Spike smiled, "She was never called, probably because the slayer she 
was supposed to replace was still alive, but from what I heard she was 
next in line."

"Damn." Angel said in awe.

"What were you doing at this time?" Joyce asked.

"Well I was turning a red head witch named Willow Rosenburg."

"THE Willow Rosenburg."

Spike smiled, "Yeah she calls herself Red. Something having to do 
with her hair color and her affinity for blood." Spike paused, "Soon 
after Red turned a boy she had been in love with, who was the son of 
the village drunk. A Xander Harris. "

"Zeppo." Jenny said simply.

"Luv you know you're stuff."

"I made it a point to keep up with your little escapades."

"Well yes, of course. I am a legend you know." Spike smiled.

"Only in your own mind." Jenny said back.

"Will you two stop that and continue."

Spike laughed, "After turning Zeppo she decided to turn the girl HE 
had been in love with. A Cordelia Chase. Queen C to those who know 
her."

"Why?" Faith asked.

"Never asked." Spike paused, "The group of us rained havoc on the 
world for fifty years. Then I regained my soul. I lost track of them 
after, although I heard rumors that Queen C turned a cop recently. 
About ten years ago. A woman by the name of Lockley. From what I 
heard Lockley is as dangerous as the rest of them. " Spike paused, 
"One more thing. I also heard that they are hanging around with a 
demon by the name of Anyanka."

"The patron saint of scorned women?" Faith asked.

The group looked toward her in awe; "I've been doing research on her."

They all nodded. Well except for Harmony who was at this point 
painting her nails.

"So what do we do about them?" Oz re-entered the library.

"Well if it isn't werewolf boy, still howling at the moon - oh I mean 
playing in a band?"

Oz ignored her, "Hey Spike." 

Spike just nodded.

"We do what we always do." Wesley said matter-of-factly.

"Run and hide?" Angel smiled.

"No." Faith paused, "We kill them and then let Harmony take the 
credit."

"Hey I do my share." Harmony said angrily.

"Yeah right." Faith stared angrily at Harmony but then looked down at 
the book she was reading.

Wesley just shook his head and once again cursed whatever God was 
crazy enough to make Harmony a slayer.