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["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Shadowmage Sam: 8-)pulls out Giles spell boot and opens inter 
deminsaoinal gateway, let the games begin
Wolffalke: party
Wolffalke: party party party party
Shadowmage Sam: before casting first spell mrphs back into Koala 
form, after all who wqould suspect a Koala
Wolffalke: "oops got to go guys - me sire is calling....
Shadowmage Sam: opens porthole back to mansion
Wolffalke: morphes back into flying fox form and disappears with a 
flash
Shadowmage Sam: telports Riley into the center of an amazone camp
Wolffalke: now that is just going to be a blood bath 
Wolffalke: vamp-willow wants a copy of the tape
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehe
Well Wishr: brb
Shadowmage Sam: waves hand through air, a copy materilizes 
Shadowmage Sam: K
Shadowmage Sam: produces christal, says chant, Oz's hair turns green
Wolffalke: like he would care
Shadowmage Sam: says another chant, a cream pie materlizes and hits 
him in the face
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehe]
Shadowmage Sam: ponders what to do next
Shadowmage Sam: materilizes in mansion, yells hey, then vanishes
Shadowmage Sam: does the same thing at angel investigations
Wolffalke: keep it up and you may become Angelus' "special" friend
Shadowmage Sam: oh no wouldn't want that
Shadowmage Sam: closes gateway, passes spell book to shad
Wolffalke: the vampire flying fox returns and ready's herself to 
pounce on Listmum when she appears.
Shadowmage Sam: lol
Shadowmage Sam: steps into the shadows and cloaks self, prepaers to 
yell boo
KimberTVS has entered the room.
Wolffalke: with twitching ears the vampire flying fox pouncing on the 
masked roadrunner as she appears in the room
Shadowmage Sam: Booo
KimberTVS: gah!
KimberTVS: lol
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehehehe
KimberTVS: I'll consider myself pounced
KimberTVS: by all except.......
KimberTVS: AHEM?
Wolffalke: with a happy little purr the vampire flying fox licks her 
cheek and drops a strewberry on her chest
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehehehe
KimberTVS: hey...that tickles
KimberTVS: A
KimberTVS: H
KimberTVS: E
KimberTVS: M
KimberTVS: ::huffs::
Wolffalke: I think she stepped away for a moment luv
KimberTVS: grumble
KimberTVS: :-\
KimberTVS: oh well....commence licking
KimberTVS: ;-)
Wolffalke: but we don't need her -- you have your little comma and 
shade wearing koala to keep you company
KimberTVS: heh..yup
Shadowmage Sam: tries to zapp Xander with a bolt of lighting througgh 
interdemintinal gateway, accidently floods Oakland
Shadowmage Sam: hehehe
KimberTVS: LOL
Wolffalke: Hey - you gave me the book Sam
KimberTVS: yer up to no good again Sammi....I love it
Wolffalke: shakes head
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehe
Wolffalke: What? We've been good today
KimberTVS: Mmhmm
Wolffalke: Haven't we Sam?
Shadowmage Sam: shows shadow a second book, not even Giles knows 
about this one
KimberTVS: and the little sign on the locked liquer cabinet that 
says....liberate us now!.......
KimberTVS: ?
Shadowmage Sam: :-Dgood, yeah thats the ticket
Wolffalke: Haven't done a thing today --- certainly not out 
terrorifying our fellow listsibs
Wolffalke: no not us
Shadowmage Sam: hehehe, slides paint under table
Wolffalke: we're good little nuts
KimberTVS: mmhmm
Shadowmage Sam: "Yeah, where as innocent as the day we where born"
Wolffalke: well I won't go that far Sam
Shadowmage Sam: <Load crack of thunder, the Koala dives under the 
table>
Shadowmage Sam: heheh
KimberTVS: yeah....how's your bridge selling business doin, Sammi?
Wolffalke: I was born in a bell tower in american occupied 
terroritory in a communist country -- I'n not that innocent
Shadowmage Sam: O:-)I am, I just ooze with purity
Shadowmage Sam: NOT
Wolffalke: crawls up to Listmum's neck and settles in with a happy coo
Wolffalke: pure what???
KimberTVS: yer oozing with something....I just didn't know that 
purity smelled an aweful lot like jungle juice
Shadowmage Sam: pure mayhemm
Wolffalke: rotfl
Shadowmage Sam: lol
Wolffalke: damn she's on to us
Shadowmage Sam: 'fraid so
Shadowmage Sam: just wait till she sees the post
KimberTVS: oh gods
KimberTVS: what did you two do?
Wolffalke: cuddling close the vampire flying fox makes a playful nip 
at Listmum's neck before giving it a lick and settling in to take a 
nap.
KimberTVS: I can't leave you alone for one moment...can I?
KimberTVS: ::shakes head::
Shadowmage Sam: O:-)
Wolffalke: What?
Wolffalke: We've been good I tell you
Wolffalke: good
Well Wishr: hey guys, I gotta run
Wolffalke: you just have to check the list for yourself
Well Wishr: thanks got yhe strawberry
KimberTVS: good by who's definition?
Shadowmage Sam: it's safe to leave us alone
Shadowmage Sam: K
Well Wishr: have fun kiddies
Shadowmage Sam: CYA
Shadowmage Sam: bye
Wolffalke: by the official List Nut Charter Rules
KimberTVS: hey
Wolffalke: we've been good
KimberTVS: you going to IU?
Well Wishr: yeah
Well Wishr: I got my cell
KimberTVS: oh
KimberTVS: k
KimberTVS: :-(
Well Wishr: bye
KimberTVS: bye
Well Wishr has left the room.
Wolffalke: sure leave us here to explain the mischief we most 
definately didn't get into
Shadowmage Sam: yeah according to the charter, wev'e been extra good
Shadowmage Sam: runs around in circles
Wolffalke has left the room.
Wolffalke has entered the room.
Wolffalke: waggles eyebrows and grins suggestively
KimberTVS: gods.....it's never good when shad starts a post off 
with....I'm such an idiot....lol
Wolffalke: before giving listmum another lick on the cheek
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehe
Wolffalke: oh that
Wolffalke: I goofed on a repost 
Shadowmage Sam: conjures up chaos demon, telport it into Rileys 
apratment
Wolffalke: waste of magic Sam -- he's still in the amazon village
Shadowmage Sam: oh I forgot, sends demon to the backstreet boys 
dressing room
Shadowmage Sam: <BEG. luaghs sinsterly
Shadowmage Sam: grabs looking glass so we can see what the amazones 
are doing to Riley
Wolffalke: why not in Kevin's pants while he's on stage?
Shadowmage Sam: even better
Shadowmage Sam: wonerds why Riley was wearing a Boa when he was 
teleported
Wolffalke: there are something we are best never knowing sam
Shadowmage Sam: true
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)tosses listmum a copy of the mansion tape;-)
KimberTVS: oh gods
Shadowmage Sam: hehe, just don't let vamp Willow know where you got it
Wolffalke: what?
Wolffalke: something wrong 'mum? O:-)
KimberTVS: you've both lost your marbles.....lol
Wolffalke: what?
Shadowmage Sam: O:-)why do you say that?
Wolffalke: it hasn't shown in my inbox yet
Shadowmage Sam: mine either
Wolffalke: We've been good I tell you GOOD!!
Shadowmage Sam: <nodds in aggrement
Shadowmage Sam: jumps up and down three times then stands on head
Wolffalke: what?
Wolffalke: you got it
KimberTVS: ::shakes head::
Wolffalke: or did you find Oz in your pantry again?
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)??????????
Wolffalke: in your pantry eating all your food
Shadowmage Sam: not all the food
Shadowmage Sam: the horror, offers to telport Oz
Wolffalke: just the good stuff
Wolffalke: cuddles closer to Listmum's neck and tries to act 
innocent, but not quite pulling off the look.
Shadowmage Sam: lol
Shadowmage Sam: telports oz 
KimberTVS: you could never pull that look off, Shad my luv
Shadowmage Sam: can't recall where I sent him though
Shadowmage Sam: Gods, the horror, relizes that OZ has emerged in an 
alterate unoivers and is standing naked in Kepper Zavens dungeon heart
Wolffalke: hears her sire growling from the mansion, "try again Koala 
boy!" the vampire flying fox growls lefting her head from Listmum's 
shoulder to give the Shadow mage a hard look.
Shadowmage Sam: telports OZ....
Shadowmage Sam: Bizmark?
Wolffalke: before snuggling back to Listmum's shoulder and giving her 
neck a quick lick.
KimberTVS: LOL...I must be pretty tastey today..you keep taking small 
samples
Shadowmage Sam: well at least he's out of the keepers reach, just 
hope vamp Willow doesn't find out I sent a dark knight with him <BEG>
Shadowmage Sam: curses yahoo, becouse the mayhem still isn't in my 
inbox
Wolffalke: grins naughtily and purrs at Listmum, one furry ear 
twitching slightly
KimberTVS: ::loves it when Shad grins that wai:: ;-)
Wolffalke: sends smug look toward the shadowmage
Shadowmage Sam: ;-)
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehe
Wolffalke: "And you can just quick trying to break through the wards 
at the mansion.... "Vamp-Willow got her Tara-pet to put up some new 
ones."
Shadowmage Sam: <pouts>
Shadowmage Sam: grabbs spell book and starts flipping through
Shadowmage Sam: reliezes that he want beable to break all the wards
Wolffalke: Shakes small furry head, chuckling softly at the Koala's 
mumbled cursing
Shadowmage Sam: Morphes into human form, smiles mischivously
Shadowmage Sam: eyes grow bright blue, opens porthole
Shadowmage Sam: jumps through behind Giles, yells boo, then runs back 
through porthole
Wolffalke: "If I have to leave Listmum's shoulder to go over there to 
jit you.... I am NOT going to be a happy vampire flying fox!"
Shadowmage Sam: O:-)trys to look inniocent
KimberTVS: LOL
Wolffalke: "Mum...... he's trying to look innocent again.... I just 
know he just plasted Quin with a whip cream filled balloon."
Shadowmage Sam: hides whip cream behind back, telports OZ from 
Bizmark to the sound stage for Barney
Wolffalke: hmmm -- not sure how to root for in that one
Shadowmage Sam: hehehe
Shadowmage Sam: telports into mansion, yells boo, then vanishes
Shadowmage Sam: telports into angel investigations gives angle wedgy, 
flees
KimberTVS: ROFLMFAO
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehe
Wolffalke: With a low growl the vampire flying fox leaves Listmum's 
warm, comfy shoulder and flies over to the grinning Koala, pausing 
enough to return to human form, Shadow hits him on the back of the 
head.
Shadowmage Sam: OUCH
Shadowmage Sam: what was that for?
Wolffalke: "I told you not to interupt vamp-willow and her play time 
with her pet Slayers!"
Shadowmage Sam: oh
Wolffalke: the vampire flying fox hissed before returning to 
Listmum's shoulder, pausing to give the Koala one last snort of 
disproval.
Shadowmage Sam: you know when you tell someone not to do something 
they are gonna do it
Shadowmage Sam: <insert mischievous smile here>
Wolffalke: "And you can't watch as the three of them welcome Tara 
into the family either."
Wolffalke: I think we broke Kimber
Shadowmage Sam: several dozen cloacked camcorders appear....portholes 
open up throughout the mansion
KimberTVS: No...I'm just sitting back, enjoying the 
entertainment...LOL
Shadowmage Sam: sends them through at random intervols, they can't 
find them all
Shadowmage Sam: luaghs hysterically
Wolffalke: A large fire ball shoots out of a portal and singes the 
Koala
Shadowmage Sam: things about zapping them but can't bring himself to 
do it
Wolffalke: Followed by a shower of broken camcorder equipment -- 
several of them with vampire teeth marks on them
Shadowmage Sam: so instead he telpoerts the xast of 90210 into the 
mansion
Wolffalke: Hey Now! That is soooo uncalled for.
Shadowmage Sam: <BEG>
Shadowmage Sam: manical luaghter ensues
Shadowmage Sam: removes 90210 cast from mansion, sends them to Albania
Wolffalke: Vampire flying fox, snuggles closer to Listmum, tiny 
trimmers of fear courseing through her little furry body as the sound 
of dying Beverly Hillers sounds through the room.
Wolffalke: "Faith loaths that show, you know."
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehehe.......considers returning Oz to Keeper 
Xaven
Shadowmage Sam: ponders next move
Shadowmage Sam: <sinister smile>
Shadowmage Sam: telports cast
Shadowmage Sam: of
Shadowmage Sam: ....
Shadowmage Sam: ....
Wolffalke: purrs next to Listmum's ear, "Didn't know flying foxes 
could purr did you?"
Shadowmage Sam: nope
KimberTVS: nope
KimberTVS: But...keep going...lol
KimberTVS: :-D
Shadowmage Sam: "danmit," screams vamp willow as the cast of Dawsons 
creek appears in the mansion, "Where are they coming from?"
KimberTVS has left the room.
Wolffalke: Raises head from Listmum's shoulder again, "Sam don't make 
me sic Donny and Maria on you." 
Shadowmage Sam: K
Shadowmage Sam: Guess what I just got in my inbox
Shadowmage Sam: :-D
MaskedRoadRunner has entered the room.
Wolffalke: hehe same here
MaskedRoadRunner: Yeah...okay..that's better:-D
Shadowmage Sam: Yippe, the mayhem has commenced
Shadowmage Sam: Your back
Shadowmage Sam: doews happy dance
Wolffalke: purrs happily that Listmum has returned and licks her 
cheek merrily
MaskedRoadRunner: Meep, Meep
MaskedRoadRunner: thwipthwip:-P
Shadowmage Sam: <mischievous smile> two whip cream filled ballons 
materializ infron t of the Koala
MaskedRoadRunner: the masked roadrunner blazes past the shade wearing 
koala...grabbing the balloons
Shadowmage Sam: opps...hides under table
MaskedRoadRunner: the balloons suddenly diappear...only to reappear 
in riley's apartment over his head.
MaskedRoadRunner: gravity's a bitch;-)
Shadowmage Sam: lol
MaskedRoadRunner: :-D
Wolffalke: The Flying Fox quickly regains control before hitting the 
ground now that her warm napping place suddenly disapeared on her, 
with a dejected snort the vampire flying fox flies over to a shadowy 
corner and settles in to watch the mayhem.
Shadowmage Sam: mistaking the whip cream for shaving cream the 
shadowmage sends an animated rsazor to Rileys apprtment and shaves 
his head
MaskedRoadRunner: blazes past the koala cowering under the table, 
grabbs the vampire fruit bat and head over to the bean bag couch to 
settle in for a little nap and cuddle...or would that be nip and 
cuddle?
MaskedRoadRunner: WEG
Shadowmage Sam: craws out form under table, stands on it, does chant, 
cordy appears in mansion
MaskedRoadRunner: <---fastest tongue in the east
Shadowmage Sam: hey she has to have fun too
Shadowmage Sam: does another chant, all of Spikes perocide disappears 
from his medicine cabnit
Wolffalke: purring happily the vampire flying foxs sticks out her 
tongue at the sulking koala
Shadowmage Sam: :-P
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)
Shadowmage Sam: Oz appears on the international space station and 
wonders how he got there
Shadowmage Sam: :-D
Wolffalke: "Better put his stuff back Sam.... Spike will come looking 
for you, he got it into his head that you are to blame for everything 
and will looking for you first."
Wolffalke: in side or outside?
Wolffalke: damn I repeated myself
Shadowmage Sam: returns all the perocidse except one bottle witch is 
eplaced with orange hair dy
Shadowmage Sam: wonders if Spike comes after him, if he can trick him 
into folling him into the shadow domain
Wolffalke: Shakees furry head at the deranged Koala, briefly 
wondering how he'll look as the new throw rug Spike plans to shag 
Buffy on.
Shadowmage Sam: Spike shagging Buffy, creates vat of holy water
Shadowmage Sam: takes human for, eyes turn a firey red
Wolffalke: on a Koala shaped throw rug
Wolffalke: don't forget that part Sam
Shadowmage Sam: energy begins flowing across the shadowmages finger 
tips
Wolffalke: "You get me wet and you are one dead Koala, just remember 
that."
Shadowmage Sam: as a lighting strom settles in over Sunnydale
Shadowmage Sam: and the earth begins to shake
Wolffalke: Sammy is jealous that Spike is going to shag Buffy AND 
Willow tonight
Shadowmage Sam: the thought of spike shagging Buffy or Willow has 
enraged the shadowmage beyond belief, and all his magical energiy is 
peaking
Shadowmage Sam: a large earth quake sweeps through southerm california
Shadowmage Sam: and thre rivers are replaced with holey water
Shadowmage Sam: and a fourth with Jungle Juicew
MaskedRoadRunner: brb
Shadowmage Sam: K
Wolffalke: Suddenly a large tub of water appears over hte shadow mage 
and he's soaked in a shower of holy water, while the vampire flying 
fox roars with laughter at the sight, licking Listmum's neck happiily.
Shadowmage Sam: grrr
Shadowmage Sam: zapps spike sweveral times with lighing bolts
Shadowmage Sam: opens porthole to shadow domain, calls upon the dark 
Jedis
Shadowmage Sam: waves hand, hair dryer materilizes, 
MaskedRoadRunner: runs around in circles around the koala...no 
blowdryer necessary
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehe
Shadowmage Sam: thanks
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)
MaskedRoadRunner: meep, meep
Shadowmage Sam: wonders if he short circuits Spikes chip, if the 
slayers will stake him
MaskedRoadRunner: wonders if she puts an uninvite spell on spikes 
mausaleum, that means he can't leave
Shadowmage Sam: lol
Wolffalke: Shakes head at the foolish Koala and yawns tiredly, "Sily 
Koala.... he's going to get visited by my sire tonight."
MaskedRoadRunner: perks up at the mention of vamp-willow....
MaskedRoadRunner: tiny bits of drool begin to form around beak
Shadowmage Sam: Only if she knows the way into the realm of shadows, 
figure I will sleep in my domain tonight
MaskedRoadRunner: (good thing my keybord is water proof)
Shadowmage Sam: hehe
Wolffalke: My sire has got friends in the Shadow realm......
Shadowmage Sam: yes but would they dare go up against the dark jedi
Shadowmage Sam: or face a shadowmage, after all our powers are 
significantly stronger when we are in our own domain
Wolffalke: They will if she promises not to let me go hunting in the 
Shadow realm any more
MaskedRoadRunner: wonders what it would be like to be a vampire 
masked road runner
Shadowmage Sam: ahhh, but you have been given open passage into the 
realm, why would you do such a thing
Wolffalke: "If it makes my sire happy I'll do it..... she gives the 
best tummy rubs."
Shadowmage Sam: tosses a revealing stone to the masked road runner so 
her question can be answered
Shadowmage Sam: I see
Shadowmage Sam: telpathicly contacts the realm of shadows and has the 
dark knights put on alert
Shadowmage Sam: sends Oz and Spike to Keeper Zaven's dungeon heart
MaskedRoadRunner: wonders idly exactly how many differnt interesting 
positions she can get the phantom chipmunk in when she gets back
MaskedRoadRunner: BEG
Shadowmage Sam: LOL
Wolffalke: Angelus and Faith getting naughty with their pet Willow
Shadowmage Sam: hehehe
Shadowmage Sam: telports cordy asnd anya tovamp willow as token 
replacements
Shadowmage Sam: your sire is appeased
MaskedRoadRunner: smooths the feather back on her head......"care to 
try out those positions first, you sexy furry, sharp toothed little 
creature you?"
Wolffalke: Perks up as the masked roadrunner approachs.
MaskedRoadRunner: looks around suspiciously before zooming up to the 
koala....depantsing him..and running off to play with the vampire 
fruit bat
Shadowmage Sam: heh, bet you never saw a Koala blush before
Wolffalke: the Koala wears pants? Oh wait he was in human form 
nevermind
Shadowmage Sam: =-O
Shadowmage Sam: zapps masked road runner
Shadowmage Sam: image forming
Shadowmage Sam: .......
MaskedRoadRunner: zooms to the closest water source and dips smoking 
tail into it
Shadowmage Sam: Vamp Willow walked seductivly towards her pet 
Cordelia and Vamp shadow
MaskedRoadRunner: ::grumbles::
Shadowmage Sam: Pulls pants back up
Shadowmage Sam: hopes they didn't noticed the smilley dface underroos
Wolffalke: the vampire flying fox desides to stay out of it and just 
watch
MaskedRoadRunner: zips past koala, and kicks up dust in his face...
Shadowmage Sam: materilizestac on couch before road runner returns
MaskedRoadRunner: while koala coughs.....teleports spike in front of 
him...having a bottle of orange hair dye in his hand, leering angrily 
at the koala
Shadowmage Sam: Takes huan form, produces fireball
Shadowmage Sam: Spike flambay
Wolffalke: In a flash of light the vampire flying fox disappears, 
knowing where she can get a tummy rub from a wer-cat and cave-slayer 
mate
Shadowmage Sam: somebody break out the dust buster
MaskedRoadRunner: notices the flash..and takes off after the fruit bat
MaskedRoadRunner: Oh gods...can you imagine what the lists would 
think of this
MaskedRoadRunner: they'll think we've all gone mad
Shadowmage Sam: stands alone in room, looks at the pile of ashes at 
his feet
Wolffalke: Koala realizes too late that Spike is still standing there 
and is wearing his little force field generator from the Dauntless 
universe.
Shadowmage Sam: grrr
MaskedRoadRunner: LOL
MaskedRoadRunner: sings merrily....sammi's in trouble, sammi's in 
trouble
Wolffalke: I double dare you to post this Sam
MaskedRoadRunner: I double fruit bat dare you
MaskedRoadRunner: :-D
Shadowmage Sam: looks at the orange dye all over his claoths and 
telpathically throws the vampiore acrossed the room
Shadowmage Sam: K
Wolffalke: Hot damn!
MaskedRoadRunner: LOL