Challenge: My Top 10 Poor Fanfic Ideas!

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My Top 10 Poor Fanfic Challenge Ideas:

1. Willow and Buffy finally get together when Faith comes out of her 
coma and switches bodies with Buffy. Faith is soon taught a lesson by 
Willow, however, who has assumed her Mistress of Pain persona. Faith 
decides that prison is better than torture, and we have a happy 
ending where everyone (including Buffy) sees the funny side.

2. Willow accepts the offer to become a Revenge Demon, but her first 
client happens to be a spurned Anya. After having a change of heart, 
and a bittersweet conversation with an understanding Buffy, Willow 
decides to renounce being a demon. The Demon Council force her to 
complete her first assignment, however, which she fulfils by 
switching Xander and Anya's bodies. Xander confesses to being a 
lesbian and runs away with Tara. Anya forces Willow to make lots of 
cookies, and to fill in for Xander as a part-time sex aid, which 
makes Buffy jealous.

3. Seeing Willow and Tara together gives Buffy food for thought. 
Unfortunately in a literal sense. As Willow seems to get happier by 
the day, Buffy pigs out on chocolate bars. She soon runs out of 
money, however, and starts stealing them from Xander's private 
supply. Xander happens to walk in on Buffy as she masturbates amongst 
his chocolatey goodness screaming Willow's name. Xander is a little 
confused by this but is only upset by the fact he forgot to borrow a 
video camera.

4. It's Willow's 21st Birthday, and her mother reveals that Willow is 
really a half-demon, which explains why she woke up this morning with 
a bushy fox-tail. Willow tries to hide her furry embarrassment, but 
Buffy not only finds out, she even thinks it makes Willow look even 
cuter. Buffy joins Willow on a quest to find her real father, Kitsune-
kun, who was last seen heading for Japan. Willow and Buffy finally 
hit the hay on a cruise ship, and Buffy realises having a furry tail 
makes things more interesting in the sack.

5. Christmas, and Buffy gives Spike a pint of her blood as a present. 
Instead of snacking down on it, Spike forces Harmony, a now-
practicing wicca, to use it as part of a binding love spell. 
Unbeknown to Spike, Buffy hadn't really used her own blood at all, 
she'd actually used standard-issue blood from the Butchers. Buffy and 
Willow have their christmas smoochies disturbed by a frantic Spike 
who is being chased by a horde of lust-stricken piglets. Mayhem 
ensues.

6. Graduation Day approaches, and Willow reveals to Buffy that she 
thinks she's pregnant. Soon, everyone except Xander knows about it, 
and everyone glares at him in the corridors of Sunnydale High. 
Buffy's own broody feelings come to the fore, repressed since the day 
her egg-baby became an Alien face-hugger, and she asks Willow if 
she'd consider letting her be a co-parent. Cordelia finally uses the 
information as a barb to hurt Xander's feelings, and he confronts 
her. Everyone cries, but soon cheer up when Giles discovers 
the 'pregnancy' is actually a swollen appendix. Expect tearful scenes 
with Buffy and Willow in the hospital as they find out how close 
Willow had come to dying. Nobody apologises to Xander.

7. After Giles is fired from the council, he decides to hit the road 
and make quick cash by starting his own band. Spike comes on board as 
lead guitarist and Angel decides he can play the drums. A betrayed 
Buffy chases the band as they Rock 'n' Roll their way across the 
Eastern sea-board, and finally catches up with them in a seedy Motel. 
Buffy gets talked out of staking Angel and Spike by Willow, who is 
now a dedicated groupie and has styled her hair in a punk fashion.

8. Sunnydale as seen from the point of view of David Attenborough, 
who is charting the mating and migrationary habits of nocturnal 
species. We see how the life and habits of the racoon have been 
altered to accomodate martial-combat, and the exploding dust that 
gets in their eyes when the Slayer stakes the odd passing vampire. 
The town is soon up in arms when it learns of the plight of the poor 
racoons, and Joyce Summers is up in arms when the camera catches 
Buffy and Willow making out in a tree in one scene.

9. Willow is distraught by the unexpected death of Buffy, who gets 
run down in the street by Giles when his brakes fail. Giles' guilt 
and pain are only enhanced by the calling of the next Slayer, who 
happens to be Anya. Giles is forced to forget his pain in order to 
control his over-exuberant new charge, who is having far too much fun 
with her new-found strength and skills. Tara tries to help a now-
suicidal Willow, but eventually fails.

10. Willow is shocked to discover that she's not the only sleepwalker 
in Sunnydale. In fact, the whole town is at it. Suddenly, Willow 
finds herself the only one that doesn't sleep at night, and everyone 
around her are living different lives. Strange unconventional 
shipping ensues, and Willow wigs out when she finds Buffy and Giles, 
Cordelia and Tara, Xander and Miss Kitty kissing. She tells Giles 
about the strange nocturnal events, and Giles is shocked by 
everything except Xander and the cat. The source of the strangeness 
is tracked down to a pair of ear-rings Joyce had imported from 
Nigeria.