Re: Fic: When It Rains (2/?)

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> And in some very small insignificant way I feel 
> like I helped In the creative process.

"Push!" The matron yelled. James held Anne-Lise's hand as her 
forehead creased.
"No!" The matron cried, "You can't pass out now... Hold on, there's 
a good girl. You can do it! Push!"
"Wah!" said the newborn fanfic, as the matron gave it a birthing 
slap.
Anne-Lise blinked. "I'm a mommy?"

> Thank you for that feeling. You can consider me 
> your biggest fan 

Anne-Lise yays! "I have a fan!" She does the happy dance. "Yay Team 
Me!"

> I am now going to go build an altar to your greatness. 

"Eek!" Anne-Lise passes out in a dead faint. When she comes round 
once more, she whispers faintly, "Woe; For the path of egotism has 
led to the hedonist realisation of theological inception."
Bill Murray leaps out from nowhere and grabs Anne-Lise by her 
blouse. "Anne!" he cries. "If someone asks if you're a God, you say 
YES!"

> So that you can be properly worshipped. 

Anne-Lise giggles. "I also like chocolate," she admits.

> While I eagerly await the next chapter of this amazing story.

"You flatterer, you." Anne-Lise blushes profusely, her head 
threatening to explode in a shower of blush. (Cue daydream about 
Scanners)

> Later,
> James
> (Founder Of The Church Of Anne-Lise)

*hug*

Anne-Lise,
Poor Muse, Struggling Bard, and on top of everything else, now a 
Goddess.

*sniffle*

Anne-Lise whispers softly, "How will Soren ever love me now?"