OT or Challenge: Conspiracies

[The Spikster <spik@xxxxxxxxxx>]

Thought I'd just send these out while I'm working on Part 3 of It's Grim
Up North...

I got bored the other day so ran some Buffy related people, places and
stuff through a Conspiracy Theory generator and these are what it came up
with:

"The Millennium Bug is a plot by The Master to take over the world and
cripple the work of Xander. The Government and Faith are doing nothing to
stop it, hoping that Buffy can halt The Master's evil plans. It's not
going to happen. The world will end soon! "

"Why can't anyone see that Cordelia is being mind controlled by Faith?
It's all so that The Master, hidden in a secret HQ near Sunnydale can take
over the world. After that, Faith will end the world when the disorder
caused by The Master reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Buffy
put together a militia to stop them. "

"The UFO sitings over Sunnydale are actually mass hallucinations
engineered by Faith to make Cordelia and other enemies of Adam think they
are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Faith and Adam plan to take over
the world. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile,
a special task force led by Buffy is being set up to tackle the problem. "

"The local bank is a front for the evil works of The Initiative. It's part
of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to
take over the world. They've already claimed victims - everyone from
Xander to Giles have been caught out. Only Buffy has seen through the
scam, which is why Adam, in cahoots with The Initiative, is trying to end
the world with a view to putting an end to Buffy. "


If anyone can make a fanfic out of one, then go for it! I've been trying
but I think I need to finish It's Grim first!

CaveSPik

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Willow: How come the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort
of naturally buff, Buff?