Re: ::Top 10 Poor Fanfic Ideas!

["C S Armitage" <soren_nyrond@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Item 1 :: Forget the "Poor" -- only a couple of these counted as less than
escellent, & I look forward to reading the entire stories eventually --
especially numbers 4 & 5. Willow as a fox-demon (with all that (I think)
that entails) has immense possibilities, and could lead in to a whole slew
of crossovers with J-fic. And the piglets has a comedy edge to it -- any
chance of a supporting role for Ghost of Herbert ?

> 4. It's Willow's 21st Birthday, and her mother reveals that Willow is
> really a half-demon, which explains why she woke up this morning with
> a bushy fox-tail. Willow tries to hide her furry embarrassment, but
> Buffy not only finds out, she even thinks it makes Willow look even
> cuter. Buffy joins Willow on a quest to find her real father, Kitsune-
> kun, who was last seen heading for Japan. Willow and Buffy finally
> hit the hay on a cruise ship, and Buffy realises having a furry tail
> makes things more interesting in the sack.

> 5. Christmas, and Buffy gives Spike a pint of her blood as a present.
> Instead of snacking down on it, Spike forces Harmony, a now-
> practicing wicca, to use it as part of a binding love spell.
> Unbeknown to Spike, Buffy hadn't really used her own blood at all,
> she'd actually used standard-issue blood from the Butchers. Buffy and
> Willow have their christmas smoochies disturbed by a frantic Spike
> who is being chased by a horde of lust-stricken piglets. Mayhem
> ensues.

The David Attenborough one appeals, too -- that would be better visually,
though, than written.

Soren, Nyrond & Lurker