Song Parody: Spike Shady

["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Spike Shady
sung to the tune of ?The Real Slim Shady? by Eminem

By Sam

E-mail: Email:shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I do not own any of the BtVS characters
(extremely sad face), they belong to Joss. Slime Shady belongs to Eminem.
Archive: All the usuall suspects anyone else just ask I will say yes.

Pairing: mone
Notes: . OK this is kinda of the wall but I got this stuck in my head
while in a chat room and had to do it. Let me know what you think,
please just don?t hate me or have me commited :-)

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May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?
Will the real Spike Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Spike Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never seen a Vampire before
Jaws all on the floor like a Chaos demon just burst in the door
and started whoopin Xanders ass

(Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, not a Choas demon
And Angel said... nothing you idiots!
Angels dead, he's a pile of dust in Giles my basement! (Ha-ha!)
All the slayers want to stake me

(Buufy) Spike Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around, actin? all bad
Even though he?s got a chip in his head

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws loose, kinda like my love Dru
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Giles to sing freebird

"got blood on my lips, got blood on my lips
And if I'm lucky, I my give Harmony a little Kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to Sunnydale kids
And expect them not to know what a accession is

Of course they gonna know what it is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They live at the Hellmouth don't they?

But if we can feed on innocent victims
then there's no reason why I and Dru can?t elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, Spike?s got the antidote
Cordelia wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Spike Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Spike Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Spike Shady please stand up, please stand up, please
stand up?

I'm Spike Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Spike Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Spike Shady please stand up, please stand up, please
stand up?

Willow doesn?t have to kill to
The Slayers attention
well I do, so bloody hell
I don?t need the affection anyway

Half of you mortals can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Spike, what if you helped them, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why so I can just watch the slayer kiss the Wicca
And lsit there why her sister listens to Britney Spears?

{*AHHH!*}

I'm sick of you watcher and monk groups, all
you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who act like me; who just don't give a damn like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm Spike Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Spike Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Spike Shady please stand up, please stand up, please
stand up?

I'm Spike Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Spike Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Spike Shady please stand up, please stand up, please
stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only
givin you things you have nightmares about
The only difference is I?m real
I?m in front of y'all and I don't gotta fear, I promise it won?t hurt
I?ll just step up and sink my teeth in
better than ninety percent of the other vampires out there

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm five hundred
I'll be the only vampire in the hellmouth flirtin with slayers
Hopin they won?t stake me
A real Spike Shady lurkin

So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And hope to get that chip outta your mind
So you can be outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Spike Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Spike Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Spike Shady please stand up, please stand up, please
stand up?

I'm Spike Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Spike Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Spike Shady please stand up, please stand up, please
stand up?