Song parody: Slayer Rhapsody

["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Slayer Rhapsody
Sung by Faith to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

By Sam

E-mail: Email:shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I do not own any of the BtVS characters 
(extremely sad face), they belong to Joss. I want it all belongs to 
the musical greatness of Queen

Pairing: Buffy/Faith

Notes: . Still I have not been committed so yet again I strike. 
Hope I am not annoying anyone, if so please don't shoot me or 
anything. BTW I am still addicted to feedback so pleaze send. 

<Faith>

Is this my life- 
Is this just fantasy- 
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality- 
Open My eyes Look up to the skies and see-

I'm just a Slayer
,I need her sympathy-
Because I'm over come, Buffy please don't go,
A little I'm feeling a little low,
Anyway the wind blows, doen't seem to matter to me, To me

Buffy I just killed a man, 
Put a stake against his chest,
Pushed it through, now he's dead.

Buffy, out ,life had just begun, 
But now I've gone and thrown it all away- 

Buffy ooo, 
Didn't mean to make you cry- 
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow- 
Carry on,carry on
,as if nothing really matters-

Too late, my time has come, 
Sends shivers down my spine- 
My hearts aching all the time, 

Goodbye my sweet lover-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you behind and face the criime- 

Buffy ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all- 

<Faiths inner Demons>
I see a a frightened slayer,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will she still want to do the Fandango- 

<Faith>

Vampires and Death crys
-very very frightening me-

<Faiths inner Demons>

Galileo,Galileo, Galileo Galileo Galileo 
figaro-Magnifico- 

<Faith>

But I'm just a Slayer can you still love me-

<Buffy>

She just a Slayer boy from a poor family-
Spare Her life from this monstrosity-

<Faiths inner demons>

Easy come easy go-,

<Faith>

will you let me go-

<Faiths inner Demons>

Bismillah!

No-,we will not let you go

>Buffy>

-let Her go-

<Faiths inner demons>

Bismillah! We will not let you go-

<Buffy>

let Her go 

<Faiths inner demons>

Bismillah!
We will not let you go-

<Faith>

let me go

<Faiths inner demons>

Will not let you go

<Faith>

-let me go 

<Faiths inner demons>

Will not let you go 

<Faith>

let me go

<Faiths inner demons>

No,no,no,no,no,no,no-

<Faith>

Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can knick me down, and punch me in the eye 
So you think you can take Buffys love away and leave me to die-
Oh baby- They can't do this to Me 
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Oh Baby Nothing really matters, 
Nothing really matters-,
nothing really matters to me, (except you)