OT: Waaaaaay OT

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::A large furry beast wearing a black leather jacket and avator goggles
stepps out of the shadows. The badger looking beast scratches an ear
looks out over the crowd and speaks::
Greetings Fellow Gutter Denezens and Beasts.
It has come to my attention that one of our fellow residences has
negelected to inform us that this is the anniversery of their birth. As
loyal and more than a lttle inebriated gutter dwellers I feel it is our
duty to salute our favorite Vampire Fruit Bat and Director of Public
Safety etc.so everybody join me in singing happy birthday to her that
should be punnishment enough for trying to keep this secret.
::He stops holds up his arms clears his throat and begins::

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birth...
::he stopps and glares out over the gathering::
"I said everybody SING!!!" the bes