Top Ten list

["Jim Means" <Jim_D_Means@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Given the current Limbo state the series is in while WB and other networks make their deals, I came up with this little idea.

TOP TEN DIFFERENT NETWORK'S PLANS FOR BTVS;

10) ABC; Willow wakes up from a two-year-long trance, realizes she's notgay after all! (ABC's still a little burned after that whole Ellen thing)
9) Fox; Buffy loses Scooby Gang, hangs out with three computer geek conspiracy theory nuts.
8) A&E; Giles gives boring hour-long biographies of whatever threat Buffy faces.
7) HBO; Spike becomes enforcer for the Sopranos.
6) Cinemax; Let's just say we'd have a lot more plotlines focusing on Anya, and leave it at that.
5) Spelling Productions; Joyce steps out of the shower, tells Buffy the brain tumor was all a bad dream.
4) NBC; If their handling of that Kerry/Kim storyline on ER is any indication, Amber Benson'll be looking for another job!
3) BBC; You thought that snake dude from "Shadow" looked cheesy? You ain't seen nothin' yet!
2) Animal Planet; Four words; Buffy Summers, Crocodile Hunter!
1) UPN; Next season's big bad played by The Rock!

Kirayoshi
"The Chosen One, who will fulfill the prophecy and bring balance to the Force"

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Buffy to Snyder; "It's as though the entire school board is questioning your judgement as an administrator."
Joyce to Snyder; "I think that what my daughter's trying to say is --- Nyah, nyah, nyanyah nyah!"    
--Faith, Hope and Trick (Joyce, you will be missed)