Missing Vampire Fruit Bat

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To: Tater, Dark Jedi Master Sammy, Alex the Badger, CoS Quin and other 
residents of the Sunnydale Forest Outback.

Subject: Missing Vampire Fruit Bat.

As I'm sure you've all noticed, our demented (yet loveable! <G>) fruit 
bat has gone missing. There have been some recent sightings, however 
at Shad's home there were signs of a struggle and the walls were 
spray-painted with the logo for B&RFS. As we all know Barf or as they 
like to be known Buffy and Riley Forever Society, are very violent and 
have taken up refusing to read Shadow's stories and also trying to 
create a revolt to have all non B/W writers imprisoned. 
We must find their hideout, rescue Shadow from their clutches 
before and permanent harm can be done in their attempts to brainwash 
her and exterminate them once and for all!!!! I ask that Quin get the 
Wet Noodle Launchers and his assault teams ready.


Bill L. aka Spike Jr.
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs
Backup (or is it Safety?) Bartender to Sam I Am the Koala
Resident Gopher of the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback
Proud Card-Carrying Member of the Kill Captain Cardboard Club and 
GWBNS (Get Willow and Buffy Naked Society). Hey, it's a Way of Life!
Proud Papa Gopher of Matthew Timothy Gopher