Re: Missing Vampire Fruit Bat, Part 2

[shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx]

To: Bill Gopher, Alex the Badger, All Department heads, The Vegitable
empire, and the residents of the Sunnydale Forest Outback.

From: Sammy Dark jedi master 
The Temple of Mayehm, Council of the The Dark Jedi


Subject: Idinity confirmed

Shadow has indeed exccaped the sinster cluches of B&RFS and returned to the
woods outback. the FRuit bat provied the Dark Jedi council with valuable
information on there where abouts and strike force has been sent to deal with
these beings. We assure you that we will make them pay for batnapping Shadow,
the strike force took a complete collection of Telleitubbie and Barney tapes
with them.

I have confirmed with the aid of vamp Willow that it is Indeed Shadow who
has returned to us, so I propse that after the B&RFS is elimnated (uh I mean
dealt with) by the dark Jedi that we have a BBQ. 

The jungle juice factory ahs been fired up, and the party committe has been
orginaized. I only ask at this time please do not buy tickets some of our
less scrupllous members are selling to the all nude slayer wrestling as it is a
unconfirmed event at this time.

-- 
Our little army
We were commandos
Gorillas with decoder rings
We felt some opposition
>From some villains
Who were wishin'
They could be cadets and kings. 

All systems go!
Soon the world will know
The fury of attack
Feel the wrath of
The super rad


The Auqabats



Sam

Shadowmage, Dark Jedi Master, High priest of Mayhem, Shades wearing
Koala, Thief of the woods out back, tormentor and corruptor at large,
supporter of the bards, fundraising representive of the GBWNS,
chairman of the directorate of Nonsensical Mayhem, Offical guide to 
the edge of insanity, Jungle juice smuggler, Member of the hand of 
Choas carldholder #2.

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