Re: State of the Gutter/End of the Month Report

[shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx]

But I like the tank its so much, plus I dont get stuck in trafic jams any
more. SOrry about leaving the messege on the machine, I'll send the codes
to change ot over which an appritice Jedi, btw I left some stuff in your
officeI need to pick up.



Item 1:
Samuel... do I want to know why my answering machine in my office now
says: "You have reached the Offices of the Dark Jedi... at the beep join the
dark side and learn to love speaking into buckets" whenever someone attempts
to leave a voice-mail?? I know that you were 'appointed' to acting Director
of Public Safety by a panicking Silent Gopher who shall remain nameless at
the moment, and you did a good job for the seven hours you had the post, but
I want my voice-mail returned to its proper greeting: "Shadow's House of
Mischief... the head Fruit Bat is busy at the moment leave a message and
I'll send Quin to kill it when I can". I also want the keys to the tank
returned, we are not buying that line about you taking it out to get
washed... I've seen Stripes Sam, I know you are using it to pick up girls
and terrorize small Eastern European countries. And yes the tank itself has
to be returned with the keys!


-- 
Our little army
We were commandos
Gorillas with decoder rings
We felt some opposition
>From some villains
Who were wishin'
They could be cadets and kings. 

All systems go!
Soon the world will know
The fury of attack
Feel the wrath of
The super rad


The Auqabats



Sam

Shadowmage, Dark Jedi Master, High priest of Mayhem, Shades wearing
Koala, Thief of the woods out back, tormentor and corruptor at large,
supporter of the bards, fundraising representive of the GBWNS,
chairman of the directorate of Nonsensical Mayhem, Offical guide to 
the edge of insanity, Jungle juice smuggler, Member of the hand of 
Choas carldholder #2.

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