FIC: Immortal Pair ch14

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title: Immortal PAIR 
author:Hhdouglas 
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summary: crossover with Highlander and Angel but characters from Xena 
are mentioned 
spoilers: too many episodes to name from different shows to name all 
the episodes 
disclaimers: Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy own the rights to both 
Buffy and Angel and the characters and storylines from those shows. I 
do not presently know the name,names,or company who owns the rights 
to Highlander and its characters.Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert own the 
rights to Xena and its characters.I am not stealing from them i am 
only using the characters and storylines in a fanfic story.It is not 
to be posted or distributed anywhere without my knowldedge and the 
complete authorization of the owners of these 
shows. 
warnings:this chapter is rated 
pg13 
age warning: for those over 15 who have an open 
mind 



Willow walked right into Buffy's bedroom ready to yell at her and 
give her a piece of her mind but all those ideas vanished when she 
saw that Buffy was sound asleep in bed and she looked so 
beautifull.Willow couldnt bring herself to do anything that she had 
planned on doing when she was coming to Buffy's bedroom and she knew 
better than to get aggressive with Buffy when she was asleep.Willow 
turned around and was just about to leave when she saw Buffy's 
dresser.Willow thought well whats good for the goose is good for the 
gander and she walked over to the dresser.Willow opened the drawers 
until she found the one that Buffy's bras were in and she picked them 
all up and then walked over to Buffy's closet.At the closet Willow 
took all of the sportsbras that Buffy worked out in off the 
coathangers and took them as well.Willow walked right out of Buffy's 
bedroom and headed for hers not even bothering to shut the door 
behind her.Willow was halfway to her bedroom when she bumped into 
Cordelia,Amy,and Tara who were all heading down to the kitchen to eat 
breakfast. Amy saw the look on Willow's face which she,Jesse,and 
Xander had always called the cat's grin look because everytime they 
saw that look on Willow's face she was up to something sneaky.Amy put 
out her arm to stop Willow and she said Willow what are you up 
to.Willow looked at Amy trying to keep a serious look on her face and 
failing miserably while saying what are you talking about.Amy said 
Willow you had the cat's grin look on your face a minute ago so i 
know your up to something.Willow said no I'm not but then the cat's 
grin look appeared on her face and Cordelia said oh the hell yes you 
are me and Amy both know the look thats on your face so come on and 
fess up or i'll go get Xander you remeber he still owes you for the 
last time you had that look on your face.Willow said ok ok I'll 
talk.Tara who had just seen the bras and sportsbras in Willow's arms 
said Willow what are you doing with Buffy's sportsbras and who's bras 
are those as well.Cordelia and Amy looked at the bras and sportsbras 
in Willow's arms and then Cordelia looked at Willow and she said 
Willow you are delving into dangerous territory here taking such 
items from someone is far from your regular sneaky tricks you do as 
paybacks to your friends.Willow said i am doing just exactly the same 
thing to her that she did to me so fair is fair now if you will 
excuse me i need to go get dressed and hide these things where she 
wont find them.Tara said what do you mean Buffy would never take your 
stuff.Willow said i didnt think so either until this morning when i 
found that the four clean bras i had in my dresser yesterday were 
gone.Amy said Willow think about it you have no proof that Buffy took 
them and until you do i think you should put that stuff back in 
Buffy's bedroom.Willow said well you come up with another explanation 
on where my bras went.Cordelia said someone could have borrowed one 
of them or you could be wrong about how many clean bras you had in 
your dresser.Amy nodded her head in agreement with Cordelia but Tara 
shook her head no and said I'm sorry Cordelia but neither of those 
explanations can hold water.Amy looked at Tara and said what do you 
mean.Tara said the night before last was when i passed out the clean 
clothes to everyone remeber Amy.Amy thought for a second and then she 
said yes it was but what does that have to do with anything.Tara said 
that night i gave Willow five of her Bras and she told me that she 
was glad to get them back because she had worn the last clean one she 
had had that day.Cordelia said someone still could have borrowed a 
bra but Amy said not likely Cordelia because all of the undergarments 
that belong to me,Willow,Tara,and Buffy are all washed together so 
when one has clean undergarments all of us do.Amy looked at Willow 
and she said Willow do you have any good reason to believe that it 
was Buffy who took them.Willow said yes i do you see last night 
before we got home Buffy found out the kind of bra i was wearing and 
she objected quite strongly about me wearing them so i am positive it 
was her who took them.Tara said Willow i know that you just want your 
bras back but i think that this is the wrong way to go about it and 
this thing between you and Buffy could escalate quite easily.Willow 
smiled and she said hey i am just taking them to let Buffy know how 
it feels i have every intention of giving them back as soon as she 
catches me and then she said after all i can always go out and buy 
new ones.Cordelia,Amy,and Tara were relieved to hear this and they 
all continued onto the kitchen while Willow headed for her 
bedroom.Willow quickly put on the blouse and pants she had selected 
after changing her panties and putting on one of the bras that she 
had taken from Buffy.Once dressed Willow ran for the stairs because 
she believed that Buffy would be waking up quite soon and she wanted 
the stuff hidden before 
then. 

Willow was approaching the top of the stairs when Giles who had 
seen her run past the conference room called out to her reminding her 
that there was to be no running around the stairs.Willow walked down 
the stairs quickly and then she started running through the first 
floor looking for places to hide Buffy's stuff where Buffy wouldnt 
likely look.After hiding the last of them Willow walked into the 
living room and sat down in a recliner to relax and she started 
planning out the merry chase that she was going to lead Buffy on once 
Buffy found out her stuff was 
missing. 

Buffy woke up about nine forty five and after climbing out of bed 
she started stretching.As Buffy was stretching she noticed that the 
door to her bedroom was open although she had shut it when she had 
come back to bed.Buffy walked over to the door thinking no more about 
it being open and started to close it when out of the corner of her 
eye she saw that one of her dresser drawer's was pulled out.Buffy 
turned to look at the dresser drawer and she saw that it was the top 
drawer where she kept her nightgowns and undergarments in.Buffy 
thought she wouldnt dare as she walked over to the dresser but all it 
took was one look in the drawer to know that she had indeed 
dared.Buffy said why that little red haired minx and then she walked 
straight out of her bedroom and headed for Willow's bedroom.Buffy 
bumped into Amy who had just come out of a bathroom and Amy looked at 
Buffy's face and she said is there something wrong Buffy.Buffy looked 
at Amy and she said everything is fine.Amy said good i would hate to 
think that you might have lost something.Buffy turned and glared at 
Amy and she said what do you know about me losing something.Amy said 
well i just heard that a red fox thats somwhere around here thinks 
thats whats good for the goose is also good for the gander.Buffy 
instantly caught on to what Amy was saying and she smiled before 
asking Amy if she had seen a certain Red fox recently.Amy said last 
time i saw her she was running around hiding things below.Buffy 
thanked Amy and then she headed back toward her room muttering under 
her breath that there was more than one way to skin a cat or a fox 
according to what someone is hunting.Buffy shut the bedroom door 
behind her and ran to her closet to get dressed planning to put on 
one of her sportsbras and a pair of shirts but those plans were 
dashed when all she found were the empty coathangers that the 
sportsbras had been on.Buffy laughed and she said damn she thought 
about those too.Buffy threw on an outfit that didnt restrict her 
movement and that she didnt have to wear a bra or sportsbra 
under.Buffy walked out of her bedroom and she headed for the main 
stairway.When Buffy got to the top of the stairs she yelled WILLOW 
COME 
HERE. 

Willow was still sitting in the recliner relaxing when she heard 
Buffy yell out her name.A minute later Anya looked over at Willow who 
hadnt moved yet and she said hey arent you going to go see what Buffy 
wants.Willow looked at Anya and said no if she wants me she will have 
to come find me i dont run to anyone just because they call 
me. 

Buffy decided to start going downstairs but to take her time and 
see what Willow was going to do next.When Buffy got halfway down the 
stairs she yelled WILLOW YOU HAD BETTER COME TO ME, DONT MAKE ME COME 
FIND YOU,AND WHEN YOU DO COME YOU HAD BETTER HAVE THEM WITH 
YOU. 

Anya looked over at WILLOW wondering what was going on and then she 
said Willow i dont know what you did to Buffy but i think you had 
better do as she says.Xander who had just walked into the living room 
said she is right Willow.Willow slowly got up out of the recliner and 
she started walking while keeping her face averted so that Xander 
couldnt see that she had the cat's grin look on.When Willow thought 
she was close enough to the only door in the living room that led 
outside she ran for it while saying never loud enough for Xander and 
Anya to hear it.Willow stopped just inside the threshold and she 
yelled you will have to catch me if you want them back BUFFY and then 
she took off running at a pretty good pace.Anya not wanting to get 
inbetween whatever was going on with Willow and Buffy yelled Buffy 
she just ran out the living room's door to the outside.Buffy said 
thanks as she ran through the living room door to the outside.Buffy 
stopped running once outside the house and she started looking around 
for any sign of Willow and then she saw the small gate at the far 
back corner of the wall swing shut.Buffy said oh you aint getting 
away from me that easily and she turned and ran toward the 
garage.Once in the garage Buffy grabbed a set of keys off a nail that 
was sticking out of the wall and she ran over to one of the 
motorcycles.Buffy quickly put on the helmet that been on the right 
handle bar and then started the motorcycle 
up. 

The motorcycle errupted from the garage heading straight toward the 
small backcorner gate with Buffy on it while 
Giles,Oz,Xander,Tara,Amy,Cordelia,Gunn,and Anya all stood on the 
patio and watched.Giles turned to look at all the others and he said 
do any of you know what is going on between Willow and Buffy.Anya 
shook her head,Gunn said dont ask me i only met Willow last night and 
i havent seen either her or Buffy this morning until Buffy rode off 
on the 
motorcycle. 

Cordelia said there is nothing to worry about Giles they are just 
playing around some they will come back in a little while and 
everything will be fine.Xander looked at Cordelia a little unsure 
whether she was right or not and she said are you sure Cordelia.Amy 
said Willow is in her cat's grin mode Xander it seems Buffy took 
something of Willow's last night and Willow returned the favor this 
morning and now Willow is just playing hide and seek with Buffy just 
like she used to do to you.Xander looked at Cordelia and then Amy for 
a moment and then turned to look at the small backcorner gate and 
said i pity you Buffy and then he started laughing.Giles said Xander 
i see you consider this funny and Xander stopped laughing long enough 
to say yes it is and i promise you that both Willow and Buffy will 
come back in a couple of hours after they have worn themselves out 
playing hide and seek.Amy said Giles you can take me,Xander,and 
Cordelia's word at it we have known Willow a lot longer than any of 
the rest of you.Giles said ok and then he said well since they ran 
off we cant have the meeting so i see no reason why we shouldnt go 
back to the conference room and start going back through the boxes 
the police brought us.Amy,Oz,Tara,Xander,and Cordelia all moaned and 
Cordelia said damn Willow and Buffy luck out again.Xander looked at 
Cordelia and he said hey i dont know about you but i would rather be 
going through the boxes in the air conditioned house than chasing 
Willow around out there for several hours like Buffy is.Cordelia 
thought about what Xander had said and she said your right of 
course.