Re:: Fic: Orb Of Mentez (1/?)

["Spik" <spik@xxxxxxxxxx>]

God dammit, even the replies are hilarious.... Gah!

Will continue with Grim once I've picked myself up off the floor and 
caught my breath back...

SPik
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Giles: The Earth is doomed!

--- In buffywantswillow@y..., annelise@s... wrote:
> 
> Strange Crossover Ideas
> 
> 1. Inspector Gadget
> 
> "I'll get you next time, Slayer. Next time...!"
> 
> 
> 2. Pot Noodle
> 
> "Willow, you're right spankin' gorgeous!"
> 
> 
> 3. The A-Team
> 
> "Xander Harris, is that you?"
> "Solly, no. You may cor me Mr. Ling."
> "Really?"
> "Nope. But you have just hired the Slay team!"
> "I did? You mean you're really not here to fix my pipes? Damn!"
> 
> 
> 4. Knight Rider
> 
> "Xander, look! I finally found a car I can control by the power of 
> thought alone! Left!"
> << Don't be so stupid, bint! I'm just taking you home >>
> "Xander! The car was mean to me. Hit the steering wheel in a 
display 
> of manliness and righteous indignation!"
> << Ouch. Ejector seat A engaged >>
> "Aieee!"
> << Ejector seat B engaged >>
> "Aieee!"
> << Turbo boost >>
> *thump* *splut*
> << Dammit! I just had a new paint job too >>
> 
> 
> 5. Antitrust
> 
> "You're either a zero or a one," The BuffyBot claimed. "A winner 
or 
> a loser. Alive or dead! Now, which are you?"
> Harmony blinked. "What was the question again?"
> "Gah!" said the BuffyBot. She pulled out RoboPointy (tm) and 
> advanced on the pathetic vamp menacingly. "I use weapons!" she said.