All Points Bulletin

["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

All points Bulletin from the temple of mayhem and Bureau of gutter 
affairs.

Subject: Missing Listmom.

1. Gutter security forces have informed the different directorates 
that after a exhaustive search of the gutter and woods out backed 
they where unable to locate out missing listmom.
we thank the riley shippers got her or the evil adults right and 
we're getting scared having to ask shadow for everything
At this time the gutter is going to neon alter until we can return 
out listmom to safety.

2. The Temple of Mayhem is offering a reward of its private stock of 
Jungle Juice for any information that leads to our listmoms safe 
return. Gutter security forces are working in conjunction with the 
directorate of public safety, and the UVE in order to safely bring 
our listmom back.

3. The dark Jedi have went on full alter and promise that if they 
find out who has taken our list mom they will use the full impact of 
the force on them.

4. The silent gopher why working in with the warrior mongoose and 
were-badger have acquired a hover tank and are searching the woods 
out back.

We ask that all gutter residents and woods out back resident keep on 
the look out for any signs of our missing listmom and report them 
immediately to Shadow at the Bureau of public safety.

Sammy Koala
High Priest of Mayhem
Dark Jedi Master