OT: Info for the Gutter and Woods Outback

[Hhdouglas@xxxxxxx]

HEY this is Douglas the Sasquatch a while back i asked for someone to 
send me some of the spiked jj up here to the sierras because i got a 
taste for it while i was done there.Well the shipment arrived 
yesterday but it is definitely not the spiked jj which i requested 
although on the crate it does say spiked cherry jj.in reality 
according to my friend Addrick the badger magistrate who had the damn 
stuff examined by the magistrates lab it is something called rasberry 
coolaid which is spiked with a combination of 
tequilla,rum,sassifras,and vodka if anyone knows what happened to my 
shipment of spiked jj please let me know and to whom is responsible 
for future reference i am allergic to anything Rasberry which is why 
i am in this dimdang hospital suffering from the allergic rash it 
gave me and the damn doctors had to shave me from head to toe to know 
why i was scratching at myself so much.When i get out of this dim 
dang hospital i am coming down to the gutter and Woods outback and i 
aint damn well leaving until i find the guilty party and use 
him,her,or them as an arrow and a tall pine tree is going to be the 
bow and i am going to be aiming at a boulder