Snippet: Series 8 - Sunnydale

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Gay reigning champion, Jeffrey Norman...
"I've nothing left to live for... But I just don't wanna die!"

Currently unemployed odd-job man, Xander Harris...
"I've had a little experience with guns. I once stole a rocket 
launcher from a government compound. That was like, way cool. We blew 
up a mall."

Ex-High School librarian, Rupert Giles...
"Weapons? Well, yes. I've dabbled a little."

College student, Willow Rosenberg...
"Leave me alone! I don't want your guns. Who are you people?"

Struggling actress, Cordelia Chase...
"Like, ew. Are you telling me I have to wear one of those jackets? 
Hey! Watch where you're putting that microphone, mister!"

And schoolgirl Dawn Summers.
"This is just so totally cool! I love this show, and I can't wait to 
find out who the other competitors are! My sis has taught me, well, 
nothing really. but I've watched her use all sorts of cool stuff. I'm 
sure I'll do okay!"

Six competitors, only one can survive.

Who will it be? Find out soon on Series 8 of... The Contenders.

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"We're live on the street with our special operative, Agent Riley 
Finn. Riley, any comments so far?"
"Well... I've met Contender Rosenberg before. I used to date her 
best friend Buffy Summers, so I have an idea where she may be hanging 
out. Ah, here we are..."
"Do you think your personal involvement with the Contender will get 
in the way of your duty?"
"Not at all. The government taught us how to detach ourselves from 
our situations... One moment. Open up! Its Riley!"
"Riley? Thank go... Ow! You hit me!"
"Take this gun. Do it now! Do it! Don't make me shoot cowgirl here!"
"I'll get you for this, mister! See if I don't!"
"Promises, promises. Hey! Watch where you point that thing!"

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"With only three days until the start of the Series, tensions are 
running high. But so are passions. Let's see what's happening at the 
Harris compound..."
"Fuck off! Get that camera out of here!"
"Shh. I kinda like it. Its kinky!"
"It is? Hey! I guess so. You guys got any ice-cream?"

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"And in the Summers' residence..."
"I won't let anyone hurt you, Dawn. So I bought you this..."
"What is it?"
"It's a twelve-shot compound crossbow. Its high-tensile... the bolts 
will go through walls *and* vampires! Also, the tips are silver-
coated. I don't trust that Rosenberg not to call in past flames for 
reinforcements..."
"Cool, thanks sis!"

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Six Contenders, Five will die. Who will survive? 

Found out soon on Series 8 of... The Contenders.

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