Snippet; The Adventures of Willow and Buffywinkle!

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This is what happens when I get bored. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Kirayoshi

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The Adventures of Willow and Buffywinkle
Written by Kirayoshi
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Narrator; Our story opens in Frostbite falls...

Willow J. Squirrel; I thought we lived in Sunnydale, California!

Narrator; Take two. Our story opens in Sunnydale, California.

Buffywinkle Moose; That's better!

Narrator; ...where our heroes are about to take on their greatest opponent ever, the everpresent threat of Glory.

Giles Peachfuzz; Glory?

Willow; Glory!

Buffywinkle; Hallejuia!

Willow; Buffy, this is no time for jokes!

Giles; Then what is it time for?

Buffywinkle(eagerly); Smoochies?

Willow; Buffywinkle!(whisper) Later.

Giles; She's right, y'know. With Glory and her metal-munching moon mice threatening all of Sunnydale, we have to do something!

Buffywinkle; I call for all out panic!

Willow; Hokey Smokes, Buffywinkle, why panic?

Buffywinkle; Stick with what you know, I always say!

Narrator; This friendly jibing would have continued, if not for the sudden arrival of a strange figure in black.

Spike Badenov; Allow me to introduce myself. William the Blondie, professional Goddess hunter, at your service.

Willow; That voice. Where have I heard it before?

Buffywinkle; Probably that Moviefone guy.

Spike; We having no time for jokes, Moose!

Buffywinkle; Everybody's saying that lately.

Spike; I have the news regarding Glory. She's turning Sunnydale upsidedown looking for the Key!

Giles; But why does she need the Key?

Buffywinkle; Maybe she's the Keynote speaker!

Willow; Quickly, Buffywinkle! We have to stop Glory before she destroys Sunnydale!

Narrator; And with that look of determination, our heroes were off!

Buffywinkle; Going up against Glory, we'd have to be off!

Narrator; And in less time than it takes to tell, our heroes were at the base of the scaffold where Glory was preparing her final attack!

Glory; Agh! Is Moose Slayer and Squirrel Witch!

Willow; C'mon, Buffywinkle! We gotta get up there and grab her!

Buffywinkle; Couldn't we just send out for her?

Narrator; But soon our heroes were on their way up the scaffold, face to face with their nemesis.

Buffywinkle; And also with the villain of this picture!

Glory! Ha ha ha! You have no chance! My moon mice will burn Sunnydale to the ground with their flamethrowers until I find the Key!

Buffywinkle; C'mon! We gotta stop her before Sunnydale goes down in a blaze of Glory!

Narrator; Buffywinkle, flexing her mighty moose muscles, charges the mad Glory, impaling her with her antlers!

Spike; Maybe they should change her name to Gory!

Narrator; Indeed they might, for the shock of Buffywinkle's attack pushed her over the scaffold, but she left behind a terrible hole in space and time!

Willow; Hokey Smokes, Buffywinkle! What do we do now?

Giles; Call Mr. Peabody! He can close the hole with his Wayback!

Buffywinkle; No time! I have to jump in there!

Willow; Don't do it, Buffywinkle!

Buffywinkle; I have to, Wills! Death is my gift!

Willow; What does that mean?

Buffywinkle; I dunno. Sounded pretty cool though.

Narrator; And the mighty moose dove into the pit, into --- nothingness.

Willow; BUFFYWINKLE!!!!

Spike; Oh well, that's the way the Slayer crumbles!

Narrator; Is this indeed the end for our hero?

Buffywinkle; Hey, I hope not, that's my name on the title, next to Willow's!

Willow; Buffywinkle! You're alive!

Buffywinkle; Most of the time I am.

Spike; Raskonikov!

Giles; But how did you survive the fall?

Buffywinkle; Must have been those Upsidaisyium insoles in my shoes.

Narrator; Yes, our intrepid moose had the sense to wear insoles laced with the legendary anti-gravity metal, Upsidaisyium, before facing Glory. So our heroes have succeeded against their greatest threat!

Glory; You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?

Willow; Buffywinkle! It's Glory!

Buffywinkle; Oh I dunno, I'll admit that she's not the most pleasant sight in the world, but...

Willow; No, Buffywinkle, it's Glory! She's getting away!

Narrator; Yes it's true, the villainess managed to survive the fall, and now raced away on horseback!

Giles; Where'd she get the horse?

Buffywinkle; Who cares? Let's go after her!

Narrator; And with that declaration, the meritorious moose...

Buffywinkle; 'Meritorious Moose', I like the sound of that!

Narrator; ...the Meritorious Moose grabbed another nearby horse and gave chase!

Giles; Say, who's Chase, and what are we giving her?

Narrator; Will Buffywinkle catch up with Glory? Will Glory escape with the Key? We'll find out in the next episode;

BULLWINKLE RIDES BAREBACK
or
A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLAYER!






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