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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it`s her turn, she climbs
up on Santa`s lap.
Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Xena."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought
Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with Xena, she fakes it with
Ken."
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A Flight of Fantasy
A dyke boards an airplane and takes her seat. As she settles in, she
glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. She
soon realizes that the very beautiful woman is heading straight
towards her. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside her.
Eager to strike up a conversation, the dyke blurts out, "Business
trip or vacation?"
The very beautiful woman turns, smiles and says: "Business. I`m going
to the annual Lesbian Nymphomaniac Convention in Baltimore."
The dyke swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman she has ever
seen sitting next to her, and she`s going to a meeting of
nymphomaniac lesbians!
Struggling to maintain her political correctness, she calmly
asks, "What`s your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," says the very beautiful woman. "I use my experience to
debunk some popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," says the dyke, swallowing hard (again). "What myths are
those?"
"Well", the very beautiful woman explains, "One popular myth is that
African American women are the most passionate. In fact, Native
American women are most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
myth is that French women are the best at giving cunnilingus, when
actually it is the women of Jewish descent. However, we have found
that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern
Redneck."
Suddenly, the very beautiful woman becomes a little uncomfortable and
blushes. "I`m sorry," she says, "I shouldn`t be discussing this with
you. I don`t even know your name!"
"Pocahontas", the dyke says. "Pocahontas Goldstein!...But my friends
call me Bubba."
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:-) Elin
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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it`s her turn, she climbs <BR>
up on Santa`s lap. <BR>
<BR>
Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" <BR>
<BR>
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Xena." <BR>
<BR>
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought <BR>
Barbie comes with Ken." <BR>
<BR>
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with Xena, she fakes it with <BR>
Ken."<BR>
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A Flight of Fantasy <BR>
A dyke boards an airplane and takes her seat. As she settles in, she <BR>
glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. She <BR>
soon realizes that the very beautiful woman is heading straight <BR>
towards her. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside her.<BR>
<BR>
Eager to strike up a conversation, the dyke blurts out, "Business <BR>
trip or vacation?"<BR>
<BR>
The very beautiful woman turns, smiles and says: "Business. I`m going <BR>
to the annual Lesbian Nymphomaniac Convention in Baltimore."<BR>
<BR>
The dyke swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman she has ever <BR>
seen sitting next to her, and she`s going to a meeting of <BR>
nymphomaniac lesbians!<BR>
<BR>
Struggling to maintain her political correctness, she calmly <BR>
asks, "What`s your business role at this convention?"<BR>
<BR>
"Lecturer," says the very beautiful woman. "I use my experience to <BR>
debunk some popular myths about sexuality."<BR>
<BR>
"Really," says the dyke, swallowing hard (again). "What myths are <BR>
those?"<BR>
<BR>
"Well", the very beautiful woman explains, "One popular myth is that <BR>
African American women are the most passionate. In fact, Native <BR>
American women are most likely to possess that trait. Another popular <BR>
myth is that French women are the best at giving cunnilingus, when <BR>
actually it is the women of Jewish descent. However, we have found <BR>
that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern <BR>
Redneck."<BR>
<BR>
Suddenly, the very beautiful woman becomes a little uncomfortable and <BR>
blushes. "I`m sorry," she says, "I shouldn`t be discussing this with <BR>
you. I don`t even know your name!"<BR>
<BR>
"Pocahontas", the dyke says. "Pocahontas Goldstein!...But my friends <BR>
call me Bubba."<BR>
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:-) Elin<BR>
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