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["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Gutter Emergency Memorandum

To: All department heads, The Vegetable Empire, The woods out back, 
and all concerned gutter citizens.

From: The Temple of Mayhem

Subject: Missing Fruit Bat

1. The temple of Mayhem has declared the Fruit Bat missing in 
action. She was last seen in the vicinity of the old mansion 
muttering something about tummy rubs. At this time we are unsure of 
who is responsible for her disappearance. 

2. The temple of mayhem is declaring a neon red alert and giving the 
warrior mongoose and silent gopher a hover-tank. The masked 
roadrunner and phantom chipmunk have been notified and are conducting 
recon at this time.

3. This is a All points Bulletin anyone with information on the Fruit 
Bat should report immediately to the temple of mayhem. We do not 
think at this time it will be necessary to use wet noodle launchers 
but in the case it reaches that point the security chief has given 
the Gremlin the launch codes.