To: Tater, United Vegetable Empire, Carol, Shyfox, Quin and all other List Gutter Members. Subject: Missing Fruit Bat. After much searching we've been unable to find the Fruit Bat, however we did find a trail of Valentines Day cards that all said "Buffy Loves Riley" and while searching Shadow's office for possible clues a horrible thing was found by Carol the Warrior Mongoose and Sam I Am the Koala. Inside Shadows desk were several nude photos of ::shudders::, Riley. With the message, "To my greatest fan, Shadow", this along with a naked picture of Martha Stewart is just too much. I am calling for a vote of no-confidence in our Director of Public Safety. If she is a closet Riley shipper, she must be stopped. Also, plans for another Buffy-Bot are completely false rumours, only Willow and co. have the Buffy-Bot. BTW - Quin, why do you have videos of vamp-Willow and Buffy doing naughty things? hehehehe. William L. Technical Support Represetative Barnes and Noble.com Secaucus, NJ wlabarbera@xxxxxxxx 201-272-3635 x4685
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