Re: Re: Fruit Bat Found

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The United Vegetable Empire has temporarily ceased relations with the gutter
denizens due to the recent tomato sauce incident. If you hadn't eaten the
vampire tomatoes, they would have taken care of the Riley shippers and none
of this would have ever happened. Let this be a lesson to you all.

tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)
Head: United Vegetable Empire.



At 10:09 PM 7/5/01 -0000, you wrote:
>opps posted wrong version sorry
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>The special ops panda working with the warrior mongoose and silent 
>gopher have located and liberated our beloved fruit bat. The temple 
>of Mayhem has no intention whoever of ending hostilities the Riley 
>shippers went to far this time. The dark Jedi is remaining on full 
>alert and the gremlin is bombarding Riley strong holds with the wet 
>noodle launchers. Currently the were-badger and dark slayer are on 
>search and destroy mission to rot out and Riley Shipper gorillas 
>hiding in the woods out back. All milita are asked to remain armed 
>and a delegation has been sent to the vegetable empire to ask for 
>their aid.s posted wron verion..sorry
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>> Sam
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>> Dark Jedi Master.
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