Re: Re: Missing Listmum and Archangel

["Jamie" <sombrerogiles@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: The Temple of Mayhem, Gutter Militia, SeeD, All other interested parties
CC: TDBA Indexing & Filing
Subject: RE: Missing Listmum and Archangel.

The members of the Tall, Dark & Brooding Agency share your concerns, and
offer their full support.

Agent 6 and Agent 10 would also like to enquire, Mad, as to the whereabouts
of their Budweiser frogs. Witnesses in the area have testified to hearing
three gunshots by a maniac screaming 'Wazzzz *hic* uuuuup!' Perhaps your
agents could shed some light on this matter?

However, the TDBA recommend that no action be taken against the VWZoL, as we
currently have at least three metric tons of premium grade leather, and at
least twenty five crates of bootleg Jungle Juice on loan to their Central
Services Directorate. Once we have retrieved said items, feel free to do as
you wish with them.

Cheers,

Jamie.
Director, TDBA.
Drill Sergeant, JJ Guzzlement Regiment, Gutter Militia.


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----- Original Message -----
From: <Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx>
To: <buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: 06 July 2001 14:31
Subject: Re: Missing Listmum and Archangel


> Greetings,
> This is indeed grim news.
> Our forces are spread so thin and I must bring more dark tidings.
> While valuable allies at times those who follow the Dark Aspect of
> Willow, The Vamp Willow Zealots of Leather(VWZoL) have been somewhat
> quiet as of late.
> My agents have reported to me somber grumblings of a possible Coup.
> While they advocate a union between The Slayer and The Wiccan they
> aspire to a more dark relationship.
> Now, with us scattered about flailing from so many strikes, this would
> be an oppurtune time.
> My agents indicate that not the entire VWZoL may be so inclinded, that
> the possible ursupers are a fanatical fringe element that has been
> champing at the bits for a long while now.
>
> We must be on guard, we must be aware, guard the Slayer and her True
> Love, guard them closely. Remain vigilant! We must not fall, We Shall
> not fall..because we just got a fresh shipment of Beer!
> Whoohoo!
>
> I remain, as always,
> Mad-Hamlet
>
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