Cease Fire

["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Attention all department heads the temple of Mayhem in conjunction 
with the gutter department head and woods out back has declared a 
cease fire on all parties except the Riley shippers.

Item #1 The Tara worshippers have released their hostages and agreed 
to live in harmony with the gutter after discovering the blonde Wicca 
enjoyed both the redhead and slayer's company.

Item #2 Through a UN and NATO involvement the gutter has ceased all 
actions against France and singed a non aggression treaty.

Item #3 A delegation has been sent to the UVE to reconcile and 
apologies for the vampire tomato incident. They are offering a 
greenhouse, Miracle grow, and seven large gardens.

Item #4 All Militia are asked to return to their homes as the gutter 
and woods outback have been taken off alter. We still war with the 
Riley shipers but the gutter special forces and Dark Jedi have them 
on the run. All weapons and hover tanks should be returned to the 
department of public safety.

Finally in celebration of the Fruit bat, Listmum, and Mighty 
Archangel's return we are hosting a gutter block party and BBQ so 
come join the fun

Sam
Dark Jedi master