FIC: Immortal Pair ch82

[Hhdouglas@xxxxxxx]

title: Immortal Pair
author: Hhdouglas
feedback: buffywantswillow or email Hhdouglas@xxxxxxx
postings: buffywantswillow
summary: multi crossover
spoilers: none
disclaimers: I do not own the rights to those shows i am just using 
them in a fanfic story with characters of my own creation
warning: this chapter is rated pg13
age warning: those 17 and over who have an open mind.


Buffy and Willow were just walking out of the foyer when they heard 
Giles yell out their names.Buffy and Willow turned to look toward the 
living room and they saw Giles and Joyce walking toward them and 
Giles didnt look happy.As Giles and Joyce entered the main hall he 
said follow us up to the conference room we are going to have a long 
talk.Buffy and Willow followed them up to the conference room and 
they sat down in chairs.Giles looked straight at Willow and he said 
when Joyce got to the house earlier she saw the humvee and landrover 
and she immedietly called me to see if i knew about them.Joyce said 
Willow why did you buy the landrover and humvee.Willow said i had two 
different reasons one of which was that i needed them to be able to 
transport my payment here.Giles said Willow you could have used a 
rental truck to get your payment here.Joyce looked at Giles for a 
second and then she turned to Willow and she said Willow you could 
have asked me to use the Montana i would have let you.Willow said 
well i might have asked you but Giles told me that you had reserved 
the Montana today and that i couldnt use it.Joyce looked at Giles and 
said did you tell her that.Giles said yes i did and you had reserved 
it.Joyce said Giles the montana belongs to her and she has rights to 
use it over the rest of us no matter whether its reserved or 
not.Willow said no i dont Joyce i agreed to reservations for the 
montana taking rights over the needs of the rest of us just like you 
and all the others agreed to and you had placed a reservation on the 
montana for today.Joyce said ok i accept that but why did you buy 
both the humvee and the landrover when one of them would have been 
sufficent.Buffy said Mom it took all the spare room in both the 
humvee and the landrover to get all the footlockers here.Giles said 
Willow why didnt you rent a truck or moving van to transport the 
footlockers it definitely would have been cheaper for you.Willow said 
well for one i didnt want to use a rental truck and my second reason 
for getting the landrover and humvee is that we didnt have enough 
vechicles here for all of us to use.Giles said yes we did we had my 
car,Joyce's car,the montana,three motorcycles,and Oz's van when he is 
here.Buffy said Giles if you use your car,mom uses her 
car,me,Willow,and Xander use our motorcycles,and Oz is out of town 
that leaves only the montana for Amy,Anya,and Tara to use and one of 
them may already have taken off in it.Joyce looked at Willow and she 
said you bought the humvee and landrover so that all of us would have 
a vechicle which we could use.Willow said yes exactly and i still 
plan to buy myself another car because i have no intention of riding 
my motorcycle when its raining or durring the middle of winter.Joyce 
looked at Giles and she said Giles we were wrong Willow had a very 
good reason to buy the landrover and humvee.Giles looked at Joyce and 
he said do you have any idea of how much a humvee or a landrover 
costs Joyce.Joyce said no i dont why dont you tell me.Giles said a 
humvee costs about three hundred thousand dollars and a landrover 
costs between eighty and a hundred and twenty thousand.Joyce looked 
at Willow and she said how much did you spend on them.Willow said 
five hundred thousand but they are worth every penny because they are 
special orders just like the montana.Joyce said special orders and 
Buffy said yes she got them from Grady who she also got the Montana 
from.Giles said Willow you could have gone to a regular dealership 
and bought two normal vechicles for under forty thousand dollars 
instead of spending half a million.Willow said Giles its my money i 
can spend it how i want.Giles said Willow i know its your money but i 
just want you to be carefull with it and not throw it around 
needlessly.The next second Willow turned to Buffy and in a low voice 
said if he continues with this i am going to call Grady and get the 
armed hovercraft.Buffy looked at Giles and she said Giles shut the 
hell up.Joyce and Giles both looked at Buffy shocked at what she had 
said and Joyce said Buffy i had better never hear you talk to him 
like that again or else.Buffy said Mom if he doesnt stop complaining 
Willow is going to buy an armed hovercraft for two million 
dollars.Joyce looked at Willow and then she turned to Giles when he 
started saying oh the hell she is and she yelled Giles you heard 
Buffy now shut the hell up.Giles looked at Joyce and Joyce said Giles 
its her money to do with as she pleases and we cannot tell her what 
she can or cannot do with it so please let the subject drop.Giles 
looked at the three of them and he reluctantly said ok.

Buffy said well if thats all settled me and Willow need to eat 
something quickly and then get ready to go on patrol.Giles said where 
is Richie by the way i didnt see him come back with you.Willow said 
he is still over at Cassandra's house he and some other immortals 
he,Ramirez,Rebecca,and Cassandra know are having a reunion along with 
some other people.Giles said so he wont be accompanying the two of 
you on your patrol and Willow said no he will not.Buffy said dont 
worry Giles me and Willow are more than capable of handling ourselves 
without Richie being with us.Joyce said she is right Giles they will 
be able to handle anything they come across since they will be taking 
their guns with them.Giles said ok but i want you to take some other 
guns besides the pistols with you.Buffy said Giles there is no way we 
can take anything big with us on the motorcycles.Giles said well then 
dont take your motorcycles take the montana or one of the other 
vechicles Willow bought.Willow said Giles exactly what other guns do 
you want us to take with us.Giles said an imgram mac 10s and combat 
shotguns should be an adequate backup guns to your pistols.Buffy said 
Giles i am not really comfortable with an imgram mac10 can i take an 
uzi or a nambu 9mm machine pistol.Giles said yes you can.Willow said 
Giles how are we supposed to walk around with combat shotguns without 
drawing attention to ourselves.Giles said hide them under your 
leather long coats of couse.Buffy said Giles there is only so much 
room under our leather longcoats and thats mostly taken up by the 
shoulder holsters,pistols,and our swords.Joyce said you can use some 
of the attace cases that Gunn's friend Kendall sent with him and the 
others the last time they went to see him.Buffy said what good are 
attache cases going to do us.Joyce said Buffy they just look like 
attache cases but actually they are guncases.Willow said Ms.Summners 
that might be ok to put the imgram or uzis in but the combat shotguns 
wont fit into them.From the doorway Gunn said thats not absolutely 
true there are several combat shotguns which me,Angel,and Cordelia 
brought with us that will fit in the attache cases.Willow said will 
there be enough room for a combat shotguns and an imgram or uzi in 
the case.Gunn said well you can get a combat shotgun and an imgram in 
together but not an uzi and the combat shotgun.Buffy said well can 
two combat shotguns fit into one case together.Gunn said yes there is 
enough room for two combat shotguns.Buffy said ok we will each take 
an attache case one will have the uzi and imgram mac 10 and the other 
will have the combat shotguns.Giles said i will go get the guns 
loaded into the attache cases for you.Buffy said dont forget to put 
plenty of ammo into the cases while you two go get something to eat 
and then he walked out of the conference room.Gunn followed Giles out 
of the conference room and he said its not really neccessary to have 
shotgun ammo into the cases since there are several bandoliers for 
shotguns shells down in the armory.

At the airport in Miami Reno pulled out a pair of handcuffs and 
he handcuffed Warren Norris's arms behind his back.Bobby and Cheyenne 
followed Reno,Warren Norris,and the security guard to the nearest 
xray machine.The briefcase was placed on the conveyor belt which took 
items through the machine.Ten seconds later the security guard 
flipped a switch to stop the conveyor belt.They all looked at the 
screen which showed the inside of the briefcase.The security guard 
said it looks to me like its perfectly safe.Reno said I agree i dont 
see anything either.Bobby said lets open it up and take a closer look 
at whats inside it.The security guard flipped the switch again and 
twenty seconds later the briefcase came out of the machine.The 
security guard turned off the conveyor belt and Reno slid the 
briefcase to the end of the conveyor belt.Reno looked at the front of 
the briefcase and then he turned to look at Warren Norris.Reno said 
where is the key to the briefcase.Warren Norris didnt say a word and 
the security guard said since you wont tell us where it is i will use 
my trust metal detecting wand and he pulled a wand out from under his 
jacket.In the next two minutes all metalic items on Warren Norris 
were found and identified and most of them were placed on top of the 
conveyor belt.Cheyenne who was going through the items found a small 
key hidden inside a cut out section of a pocket bible and she said i 
think this is it.The security guard looked down at the bible and he 
said Mister if i wasnt afraid to loose my job and cause trouble for 
whoever is putting a case together against you i would thrash you 
royally for descreating a bible like you did.Bobby took the key from 
Cheyenne and he unlocked the briefcase and then opened it up.Cheyenne 
pulled out a pair of latex gloves and then she started removing the 
items out of the briefcase.Once the briefcase was empty Bobby started 
checking the bottom and sides of the briefcase.Cheyenne flipped 
through the papers and stuff looking for anything incriminating.Reno 
looked at one of the clay animals that had been in the briefcase and 
he looked at it for a second.The security guard said excuse me but i 
dont see anything remotely dangerous about the briefcase or the items 
that were in it so you three had better have some papers to support 
the charges you have laid against this man.Reno said dont be so hasty 
Bo and then he said Bobby take a look at this and take a good long 
whiff of it.Bobby took the clay animal and he was about to say its 
just some sort of darkened clay when he caught the clay's scent.Bobby 
smushed the clay animal in his hands and he looked at the color of 
the stuff.Bobby looked at Reno and he said this isnt clay at all its 
c4 plastique.The security guard looked at Reno and Bobby and he said 
what do you mean.Reno held up a cat and he said this looks like a cat 
made out of clay but its actually c4 plastique.Bobby said Bo all it 
would take to blow up this whole section of the airport is one of 
these clay animals in the right spot.The security guard said i have 
to call my superiors and Reno said go ahead but tell them not to 
worry about calling the police because we are going to take him to a 
couple of cops who are working in conjunction with the police in Los 
Angeles and the FBI.Cheyenne said guys take a look at this and she 
dumped out the items that had been inside a pen box into the bottom 
of the briefcase.The security guard who was on his walkie talkie 
waiting for someone to get the highest ranking security guard at the 
airport said what is it.Bobby said oh just some remote controlled 
pencil detonators which can be triggered by a radio signals.The 
security guard looked at Warren Norris and he said i damn well hope 
they lock you up for the rest of your life.Reno said i am pretty sure 
they will but even if they dont he will have definitely flown for the 
last time on a public flight anywhere in the United States because 
the goverment doesnt take kindly to explosives being taken aboard 
airplanes.