World Domination, FIC Info

[William Labarbera <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Ferret walks up to mic, tapping it three times. "In accordance to the laws
of Insanity the continuation of World Domination by Koala's must stop
tonight. At this point in time I'd like to introduce my twin and partner in
crime. Bill Gopher. Thank You. Ferret steps away from mic.

Gopher pulls out monocle and riding crop before stepping up to podium and
mic. "Attention, now that you are aware of our World Domination, we will
tell you of some new rules"

"Firstly. Sam is to be given the care of the Wet Noodle Launchers &
Catapults to use on the Riley shippers. Second, all will bow down as the
Samurai Ferret passes by and Glory at her magnificence. Third, Matt shall be
allowed to chew on the ankles of the Xerox repairman and Mr. pointy at any
time. Fourth and last, free access shall be given to shadows tapes of the
naked slayers and their hacker, Red, frolicking to Sammy and the Dark Jedi
Council"

"That is all." Gopher steps back, putting monocle and riding crop away.

Bill
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs
Dark Jedi Knight & Member of the Dark Jedi Council
Resident Gopher of the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback
Proud Card-Carrying Member of the Kill Captain Cardboard Club and GWBNS (Get
Willow and Buffy Naked Society). Hey, it's a Way of Life!
Member #3 of the Hand of Chaos
Proud Papa Gopher of Matthew Timothy Gopher
Member #5 of CSWCS and Director of Conversions

and

Sensei Ferret, co-president of TOTW (Take Over The World)- I'm not only a
president, I'm a member for life, worshipper of Koala Feet and Fruit Bats
everywhere, videographer of the Intergalactic Sexcapades and Strip Tango
companies, co-founder of CSWCS (Can't Spell Worth Crap Society) It's not
just my passion, it's my life, and Samurai Ferret Extrodanaire.