>From the desk of Phoen Dusk, Tiger Beret, Woods Outback Border Patrol HQ
Attn: All Woods Outback Residents
I am sorry to report that last night, while interogating
a Beefstick Drone attempting to infiltrate our community, I was made aware
that the evil contingency known as the Rileyships had abducted the Sanity
in question. When questioned as to why such an action was taken,
the Drone stated his superiors were trying to understand the ability to
enlighten people to the truth about a Hacker and a Slayer. Once understood,
they would perverse and twist it to convert the masses into more Beefstick
Drones to spread the lies about a Solider and a Slayer.
At this time, no hardware requests will be made. Phoen Dusk
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