Re: FIC:(Snippet?) Way Too Much Time On My Hands

[Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx]

Greetings,


> > Authors notes: I've gone completly out of my mind. Wanna come 
along?
> 
> I'm already there...

Great! Here's your penguin shaped Sock puppet, complete with Hex 
vision, you can't call him 'Mr. Flibble'. That's mine. And also here 
is your very own, two-handed, double bladed JukeBox. Use it wisely. 
No..wait..we're nuts. Use it _Creativily_. Yeah..that's key.

> "What sort of dog are you looking for?" The kennel owner asked.
> The stranger rubbed his moustache thoughtfully. "Something 
> dangerous, something vicious. Something that will get me that 
> pidgeon! Bwahahaha!"
> "Okay..." The kennel owner mused for a moment. "I have just the 
> thing." He went out back and returned with a large hairy beast.
> "Ooh, I like this," said Dick Dastardly. "Its just the thing!"
> "Hehehe!" Oz wheezed, and caught sight of Dick's shinies on his 
> chest. "Wanna medal!"
> Oz wagged his tail as he left with Dick, and climbed into a 
strange 
> mechanical airplane never to be seen again.

The scary thing is, this makes a whooooleee...lota sense.

I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet