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Given recent activity from those wishing to see the Bunny Slayer taken
away from her Red Fox when she rises from the grave (no Easter jokes; you
don't want ME to keep making them if you start - Sam, this means you),
I am requesting authorization to use the Railgun Stake Launcher acquired
(left outside) the WO last week. As to why this hardware was not
previously reported, the Jedi Koala has been making increasingly threatening
gestures with both his Lightsaber and Hover Tank when joining me on patrol
(especially if we fail to find something and his "trigger finger gets itchy,"
according to him), and I wished to retain a possible tactical advantage
should the need unfortunately arise.
Feel free to inform the Vampire Teddy Bear he will not be considered a target, save should his eyes wander towards the Red Fox. I may be too large to enter the WO, but range is no longer an issue. Sincerely, Phoen Dusk
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