Re: Woods Outback Border Patrol Report

[cilia@xxxxx]

Well as far as I'm concerned I'm a fairy, but as far as Anne is 
concerned I'm a beanbag. Those stains from last chat have yet to come 
out btw.
Now will the forest creatues that kidnapped my Propecy's Twilight 
muse please return it and the hostage demands of more Fairy Tales 
will be met upon it's return.
Cilia the Beanbag Fairy

--- In buffywantswillow@y..., "Kimber" <kimbertvs@y...> wrote:
> So Cilia, you're a Fairy. . . .beanbag. *ponders the visual*.
> 
> 
> Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> *snigger*
> 
> *snerk*
> 
> *refrains from snarfing on the keyboard*
> 
> 
> Oh, and would the jokester who took the lifesized cardboard cutout 
of the Dark Slayer out of my office please return it? The artist I 
hired still needs it as a model so the finished 'product' is 
anatomically correct. *coughs* but you didn't need to know that, 
did you? *blush*
> 
> You are now returned to your regularly scheduled fanfiction.......
> 
> Kimber
> 
> Who is confused as to whether she's a Roadrunner or, should go by 
the pet name The Mad Dragon has bestowed upon me. . . .Lady 
Slayer. :)
> 
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of the Mad Dragon's Heart, Keeper of the crazy lil comma, Elmer to 
Pat's Wabbit, self proclaimed 'perfect drug' addict, and Official 
Tormenter the Phantom Chimpunk and her band of crazy nuts. Proud 
supporter of the Mad Poet Society and the Troll under the Bridge.
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> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: cilia@m... 
> To: buffywantswillow@y... 
> Sent: Wednesday, August 15, 2001 10:48 AM
> Subject: ::BuffyWantsWillow:: Re: Woods Outback Border Patrol 
Report
> 
> 
> Cilia the Fairy looks about, seeing a chance for general 
naughtiness 
> speaks up: "Is it Easter yet, I just love nibbling on bunnies?" 
Looks 
> about and pouts before fluttering away into the deep forest 
looking 
> for playmates.
> 
> --- In buffywantswillow@y..., Phoen Dusk <Dusk@E...> wrote:
> > 
> Given recent activity from those wishing to see the Bunny Slayer 
> taken away from her Red Fox when she rises from the grave (no 
Easter 
> jokes; you don't want ME to keep making them if you start - Sam, 
this 
> means you), I am requesting authorization to use the Railgun 
Stake 
> Launcher acquired (left outside) the WO last week. As to why 
this 
> hardware was not previously reported, the Jedi Koala has been 
making 
> increasingly threatening gestures with both his Lightsaber and 
Hover 
> Tank when joining me on patrol (especially if we fail to find 
> something and his "trigger finger gets itchy," according to him), 
and 
> I wished to retain a possible tactical advantage should the need 
> unfortunately arise. 
> Feel free to inform the Vampire Teddy Bear he will not be 
considered 
> a target, save should his eyes wander towards the Red Fox. I may 
be 
> too large to enter the WO, but range is no longer an issue
> 
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