OT: A possible drunken mistake

[Aaron Yates <mcmacladdie@xxxxxxxxx>]

On Friday night (August 17th), me and a couple of
friends went out drinking around our old neighborhood.
As I finished off my second bottle of Molson Canadian
of the evening, I lobbed my empty into a nearby bush. 
Out of the bushes, as the empty crashed through tree
branches, I heard a soft "boink", and several
expletives that I will not repeat at this point in
time. Apparently, I beaned a very irritable slayer
with my empty while she was making love with a certain
red-headed wiccan in the foliage. Me and my friends
didn't stick around long enough to find out what
damage had been done, but phrases such as "stake
through the eye socket" and "magick this bottle up
somebody's ass" could be heard as me and my
compatriots made our getaway. I would like to ask if
the resident slayer and wiccan sustained any injuries
recently, and profusely apologize in advance.

Squall Leonhart
Commander in Cheif, SeeD
Balamb Garden

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