Re: Anne-Lise's Snippets (Edition 10)

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> More more more please please please. Soooooo Goooood 

LOL

Shouldn't that be Willow's line? :P

Anne-Lise.

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"Where's Dawn?" Xander asked, trying hard to keep his anger in check.
Tara stared up at him as he stood before her, fists clenched in 
anger. "She, she's in the bedroom. She fell asleep."
Xander nodded. "Good."
"What's goin' on?" Willow asked.
"Buffy's gone insane!" Xander rolled his eyes. Beside him, Anya 
nodded an affirmation.
Willow blinked. "What? What'd she do?"
"Brace yourself. You're not gonna believe it!" Xander took a deep 
breath.
"Everyone," Tara stepped in. ""Before we jump all over her, people 
do strange things when someone they love dies." She looked around at 
them. "When I lost my mother, I...I did some pretty dumb stuff, like 
lying to my family and staying out all night."
"Buffy's boinking Spike," Anya informed her.
Xander nodded bigtime.
Willow broke the silence. "Oh." This didn't do justice as a 
response. "Well, Ta...Tara's right. Grief can be powerful, and we 
shouldn't judge..."
Tara stared at her lover. "What, are you, kidding? She's nuts!"
Willow agreed, but decided to play devil's advocate. "Well it's not 
healthy, we're all agreeing there."
Tara looked around for some semblence of sanity. "What can we do?"
"Sometimes in the movies, when they go crazy, they slap 'em!" she 
said.
Xander ignored Anya's plan. "I'm gonna go find her and talk to her. 
If she's losing it, we gotta help her before she gets herself hurt."
"You aren't really gonna slap her, are you?" Tara asked.
Xander looked around at the other scoobs. "Of course not. She might 
beat me senseless. No... Drastic times call for drastic measures."
"What do you mean?" Willow asked.
"Well," Xander said, pinning Willow with a stare. "I think Buffy 
needs sexual release and she's finding it with the only being who 
might possibly say yes to her right now. I think its our duty to help 
her out."
"You...you mean?" Tara prompted.
Xander nodded solemnly. "Toga party!" he declared.

*

Buffy returned home to find many naked scoobs and an exact replica 
of herself on her living room carpet.
"What's going on?" she asked. Sanity had momentarily fled.
Xander stared at her for a second, then his head drew towards the 
Buffybot as if it was on a winch, then with a horrified expression 
drew back.
"We can explain!" he exclaimed.
Buffy stood there, arms crossed. "This should be good."
"We were protecting you from a relationship with Spike!" Xander 
wailed.
"You were... what?" Buffy hadn't expected this response.
"Spike's mine," said the BuffyBot. "I can't resist his sinister 
charm."
Giles took this as his cue to make an entrance. "Buffy... I..." He 
broke off.
>From the carpet, Willow waved a weak hello.
"I... I.. I'm just leaving," said a red-faced Giles as he made a 
Watcher-powered getaway.
Buffy stared at Willow. "I'd have thought you would know better," 
she said.
"Oh," Willow blushed. "I found out she..." Willow pointed to the 
BuffyBot. "...was a robot right away. But I was having way too much 
fun to care." She smiled a carefree smile as the BuffyBot rubbed her 
nipples.
"Whose idea was it to have an orgy in my house?" Buffy asked 
carefully.
Xander stared at the floor. "That would be me," he admitted 
sheepishly.
"Cool!" Buffy said, startling them all. She started to strip off her 
clothes.
"Dammit," Xander said as the penny dropped. "I'm still asleep, 
aren't I?"
Anya giggled. "Of course you are! You asked for this remember? I 
cast the spell from Willow's special book just like you asked me to, 
and now you get to dream your wildest fantasies..."
"I use weapons," said the BuffyBot, wielding a shiny plastic toy.
Buffy joined her. "You most certainly do," she said.