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["Kimber" <kimbertvs@xxxxxxxxx>]

Greetings all. Just thought I'd pass on some inspiration for MORE FIC!!!!!!!! This is a list of one liner's I came across on the internet. Use them in a fic!! Now! Go! Scoot!!!

~~Kimber
 
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade anothercountry. 
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. 
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. 
Dont hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!
Smile, everyone loves a moron.
My family puts the "fun" back in dysFUNctional.
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'" 
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. 
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. 
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Computer problems? Have you checked the loose nut in front of the keyboard?
The trouble with political jokes is - they get elected.
Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield
I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity ofyour action.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!
Who puts those "Thin Ice" signs out there?
"I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please askme to wait."
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba TheHut?
"Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it."
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." 
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
If I throw a stick, will you go away.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enoughblood to run one at a time. 
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." 
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought halfas good. Luckily, this is not difficult. 
Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?
"There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about."
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
If you were any dummer, you'd have to be watered twice a week!
Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you - it's against my morals toattack an unarmed person.