Re: OT: The Return of Tony McD

[Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx]

Greetings,
I do not believe I have had the pleasure but I do know I have an 
opinion.
Let me introduce you to a topic.
It's called 'Reality'.
No matter how much I disclaim, or deny, or disbelieve, or 
dismiss(Sense a trend here?) the above it still persits.
You'd think it would get a clue that I don't care and piffle off 
elsewhere but no it keeps on chugging on. Uncooperative bastard..
Anyway.. one of the most appaling aspects of 'Reality' is the 
overwhelming amount of 'Sad Endings' that keep cropping up. True, many 
of these are brought upon themselves based on the actions of those 
involved in 'Reality'. This is through a combination of stupidity, 
ignorance, a little more stupidity and sheer bloody mindededness. 
(Course there's also a dash of violence involved to give the whole 
recipe a certain 'zest')

So what with 'Reality' oh so happy to drop Sad Ending upon us, the 
poor denizens within, like anvils, I find myself leaning, 
nay..scampering toward all the happy ending I can get in places that, 
despite all my therapists warning that it 'isn't real', I firmly 
believe exist and make a heck of peachy more place than this...our...
'Reality'.

Bleah. 
Can I get a refund?
Go for happy ending chum. There aren't enough to be found here so I 
figure we should make some more of the bloody things.

I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet