OT: Mouse Balls

[Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx]

Greetings,
Some of you probably have seen this before. For those who didn't, a 
friend of mine sent me this...memo.

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NSTRUCTIONS ON REPLACING MOUSE BALLS


This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field
engineers about a computer peripheral problem. This apparently
was a real memo sent to its employees in all seriousness...

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).
Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform 
erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate 
nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be 
attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine 
the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball 
removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacture of the mouse. 
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls 
are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not 
usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in 
sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used 
immediately. It is recommended each replacer have a pair of spare 
balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel 
in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

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I dunno about you, but I am now..less willing to fiddle with 
my...mouse.

I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet